Cat problem

1) Setup a video camera on night vision mode

2) Place it in one of the corners of your room so your bed and window are both in view

3) Hit record just before you go to bed

4) Post the hilarious footage of you crapping yourself and a cat bouncing around your room on OcUK forums

5) ?????

6) Profit!

:D
 
I hope that you weren’t too disappointed. :D

1) Setup a video camera on night vision mode

2) Place it in one of the corners of your room so your bed and window are both in view

3) Hit record just before you go to bed

4) Post the hilarious footage of you crapping yourself and a cat bouncing around your room on OcUK forums

5) ?????

6) Profit!

:D

Erm, the video is likely going to end up on YouTube but not sure how he would make a profit on it.
 
Erm, the video is likely going to end up on YouTube but not sure how he would make a profit on it.

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Defecate on your window sill and sculpt it into the shape of a cat. Use some pipe cleaners for whiskers and buttons for eyes. When the offending cat attempts to enter your room it will be terrorised by the poop cat and will never return.
 
Get a Dog

Past experience shows with dogs and cats (I own both) the cats always win...the dog is far more scared of them pointy claws and the cats ninja-like reflexes than the cat is of being bitten, or better yet even getting caught since dogs can barely even keep up with cats with Bestial Wraith popped...ohwait thats WOW :D

/Johnathan
 
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