Lion poo from your local zoo. The cat won't come within a million miles then.
Food laced with rat poison to take care of your 'rat' infestation.
Careful though it kills cats.
Seriously if it was pithing up my front door and scratching my car i'd kill it or capture it and take it for a drive far away so it don't come back.
If it smells like lemons, I'd imagine it'd do. Cif is not recommended though, it would then not only smell like someone had wee'd on your front door, but look like someone had jizzed on it.
I lol'dHave you considered owning a lion?
It isn't my cat mate, I don't know who's he is. Ive got two dogs, nil cats.![]()