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What's so funny? That's how she told me it was supposed to be eaten

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This man speaks the truth. We have a spoon made from mother of pearl.The most important thing when serving caviar is to keep it away from metal. It should be put into a glass bowl over crushed ice and served with a spoon made from bone, horn, mother of pearl or antler. A wooden spatula will suffice if the others aren't available.
It should be served on warm blinis or small buckwheat pancakes (available in Waitrose) and may be accompanied by sour cream, smoked salmon or scrambled egg. It should be washed down with vodka.
This man speaks the truth. We have a spoon made from mother of pearl.
Personally I prefer champagne to vodka but it's personal preference.
That's not nice.Vodka is the true way my friends...
champagne is for the - what do you say - 'hoy-poloy'
No, it's certainly not.
It should be hoi polloi.
Served on the naked breasts of maria sharapova.

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You must be a part of the beanbag school of thought.
Some of us are more inclined to think that anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

I've tried a few other ways but lightly buttered toast is just the right combo for me. Last time was with a bottle of Duval Leroy, cheap and cheerful![]()
Haha, just been reading the above posts and then read this and I was like "WTF is he talking about toast for?".

Vodka is the true way my friends...
champagne is for the - what do you say - 'hoy-poloy'
Phaaa. Damn you Grammer Nazi. One more shot to you.
So yea, what do you eat it with?
I heard Caviar is made from the dried tears of poor children.