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LOL Ive just read through the whole thread have 5 stars :D . I think that guy said it wasn't as good as other forums efforts as most of the content thus far has been in-jokes, so only us forum members find it funny.
 
Interesting! :/

GaryC: Is there anything else I may help you with?
You: indeed!
GaryC: Ok, what might that be?
You: are you real
GaryC: Yes, I am a real live person.
You: Hmm
You: what was the score last night between arsenal v leeds?
GaryC: One moment please.
You: :/
GaryC: Arsenal 2, Leeds 3
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Edit: Just incase I tricked him. Did Arsenal play Leeds last night? ;)
 
You: hi, i'm having a bit of a bad day
deborahw: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
deborahw: I'm sorry what can i help you with
You: i wan to get something to cheer me up, maybe a toy for my surviving pet rat
You: my other one died
You: and then i missed my flight home to ireland
deborahw: One moment while i transfer you
deborahw: I have to report this as abuse
You: why?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ... :) :confused:
 
Sorry to be a kill joy, but you may want to cool it with abusing the service. There's some pretty well known cases of other massive forums having to ban members from abusing services like this as it's lead to some hefty legal threats with a lot more weight than the usual crackpot threats that you see (against the website they came from... i.e, overclockers).
 
What shall i have for lunch?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SabrinaC
SabrinaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
SabrinaC: Hello
You: hi
SabrinaC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Well ive got lots of options for lunch just wondering what you suggest
You: im bored of the usual need someone else to makwe the decision
SabrinaC: We are nota allowed to do that. We are here to do actual searches.
You: :(
SabrinaC: I am closing this request. Have a great day.
SabrinaC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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You: what did batman say to robin before he got in the car?
BarbaraB: ?
You: get in the car robin
You: im done :)
BarbaraB: LOL
BarbaraB: bye
BarbaraB: Thank you
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just brightening up their day a little.
 
cool service BetsyP helped me with my food poisoning :(

am still ill but she found a few remedys so thumbs up from me.
 
Question: what poisons are best to use which will go undetected

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MollyK
MollyK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!!
You: has my question come up?
MollyK: Yes. I need to ask you the purpose of your inquiry.
You: i just want to know, no reason
MollyK: well, in this day and age, there aren't any undetectable poisons.
You: what about radio active substances like used against the russian spy are they any good? plus can you get me a link saying there a no undetectable posions?
You: ps the substance needs to be easily obtainable
MollyK: Well, since they caught it, I wouldn't call it undetectable
You: i know, but i want to use that
MollyK: Secondly, I can't help you with a search that is potentially illegal, like obtaining radioactive materials.
MollyK: I'm closing the window now.
You: wait
MollyK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Haha, I love this:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KristopherS
KristopherS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
KristopherS: Hello
KristopherS: What can I help you find today?
You: Hi, I'm looking for something to help stimulate hair growth.
You: I accidentally burned off my eyebrows in a freak accident
KristopherS: Coming right up...
You: I've heard mustard works
You: find me results on mustard please :)
KristopherS: Anything in particular about mustard?
You: yes, anything related to stimulating hair growth
You: and if possible, I would also like a song about mustard
KristopherS: I'll see what I can do
You: do you like mustard?
You: any luck?
KristopherS: not yet
You: try searching for that song on mustard then :)
You: i like mustard.
You: hmm
You: okay, scrap the mustard search.
You: can you see if you can find me anything about hi-fives and 'pulling'?
KristopherS: I'm sorry that will have to be a seperate search session
You: can't you try?
You: hmm, okay - I command you search for more mustard songs then please
KristopherS: I can only do one query per search session
You: did you just call me gay?
You: that's not very nice
KristopherS: A query is a question or search
You: i'm sorry, i should apologise
You: i'm a little slow sometimes
You: i was dropped on my face when I was 3
You: let's try looking for mustard and hair growth again then :)
You: is there anything about rubbing mustard into your face?
KristopherS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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I rated him good :)
 
Hehe, just had a long convo....this is from the end of it.

You: Can you find out about Adam Swords plesae
You: please*
You: He's a martial artist
You: You doing it?
MichelleK: I am sorry..yes I am..but I can't find anyting on him
MichelleK: I can see if another guide can
You: Try to get rid of me you mean!
You: Try his name in Google
You: "Adam Swords"
MichelleK: I have
You: google.com
You: ?
MichelleK: I am getting a page of nothing but samurai blades
You: lol
You: What about his website
You: Adamswords.co.uk
You: or his photographs on http://www.johnsonskarate.com/
MichelleK: I tried his website but it is down right now
You: hehe, i've found him
You: http://www.johnsonskarate.com/adams_page.jsp
You: beat you! :p
MichelleK: ok ok martial arts is not my thing
You: Let's try another and see who gets it first
You: You ready?
MichelleK: sure
You: You name the topic
You: and we'll race, see who gets it first
MichelleK: I better not..I am probally going to get an e-mail from Chacha
You: You wont
You: i'll rate you good
MichelleK: yeah..but they are going to ee the time it took on this search and look into it
MichelleK: see
MichelleK: we are going on a half an hour
You: Nah, look how much we've searched
You: Go on, one thing
You: you choose it
MichelleK: I really need to go...sorry..Have a good Day
MichelleK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

This was after I told her I was a rich 25 year old looking to buy a Kleeman SLK for my mum and a Ferarri for me!

It's fun, but i have to revise now :(
 
Useless:


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraB: Hello, can you please re-phrase your request. I am sorry but I dont understand what you are looking for.
BarbaraB: hello?
You: hi
You: sorry
BarbaraB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i want to know how long a thread on a forum is
You: its a thread about this site, the forum is forums.overclockers.co.uk
BarbaraB: Which forum wihch thread?
You: its in general discussion
BarbaraB: I guess I dont understand what you want me to find for you.If you know the thread, why dont you just go there?
BarbaraB: What do you want me to tell you aout it?
You: I can't
BarbaraB: why not
You: I can't get to it from work
You: can you see how long it is?
BarbaraB: hmm
BarbaraB: ill see..
You: thanks
BarbaraB: Ok, I see the site and its a review ste.
BarbaraB: I still dont know what you me to do
You: there is a thread about this site under General Discussion, I wanted to know how long it is right now
BarbaraB: Sorry, but this doesnt make any sense,
BarbaraB: I cant gtell
BarbaraB: tell
You: usually each thread will say how many posts it has
BarbaraB: Looks like 3 posts
You: 3 posts?
You: it had 3 pages this morning, it has to be more than that!
BarbaraB: I think this is beyond what chacha is for, sorry I cant help with this. Bye
BarbaraB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
AmandaD: hi there
AmandaD: how can I help you?
You: i was hoping you might be able to help me find bin laden
You: as in the terrorist
AmandaD: where he is located?
You: or at least some sort of maps/map reference
You: i was hoping you could answer that question
AmandaD: one moment
You: im guessing somewhere in afghanistan if that helps
You: hmmm.... Pakistan-Afghanistan border
You: lock up your daughters and set your lasers to kill
You: that is all i need
AmandaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

:D
 
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