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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RachaelT
RachaelT: Welcome to ChaCha!
RachaelT: wow!
You: Hello there dear, i just had a terrific convo with bobby
You: But he was a little quiet for me im afraid
RachaelT: IS this a test?
You: Some think it is
RachaelT: lol
You: Only the people can truly tell
RachaelT: all i can say is make love not war
RachaelT: =)
You: I love you
RachaelT: lol
You: I was just having a joke
You: But you made me smile instead
You: Damn!
You: Well done :)
RachaelT: well i saw that and thought i'll take it
RachaelT: screw bush and this war
You: Whoever you are, whereever you are, have a great day
RachaelT: you too thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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I Heart RachaelT! Thumbs up all the way. Everybody if you get this girl rate her good, lets make her some money and bring her to the top.
 
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:( Not good for Wii search I'm afraid...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TroyB
TroyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
TroyB: Hello
You: Hi!
You: Could you find me the cheapest place to buy a Nintendo WIi?
TroyB: Well, there is no cheap place. The online stores are usually way more expensive than than retail, so your best bet would be to go into your local Target or Wal-Mart
You: I'm from England
TroyB: Oh. Let me transfer you then....
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DP
DP: Welcome to ChaCha!
DP: Hello There! How are you doing?
You: Hiya!
You: Just want to know where the cheapest place I can buy a Nintendo Wii in England
You: hello??
DP: What type of information are you looking for tonight on the Nintendo Wii?
Status: Session ended.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GabbyR
GabbyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Well hello!
GabbyR: Hi! how are you?
You: how are you today!
GabbyR: fine thanks
You: im great you?
You: oops!
You: glad to hear it :]
GabbyR: haha
GabbyR: what exactly would you like to know about Chacha?
You: how it works, and the usual!
GabbyR: Sure, do you want me to explain to you or find a site that does the same?
You: you are obviously not a bot?
You: explain! :]
GabbyR: Haha, nope
You: nice, my good friends at ocuk recommended to me this site!
You: im a little bit shocked its all live!
GabbyR: Well basically, anyone can go and put in a search, and guides (in their home, not in one place like some people think) accept the search from the guide application (not a normal browser)
You: nice... sounds like fun
You: meet many wierds (including me!) im kiddin!
You: ?
GabbyR: haha, yeah it's exciting
GabbyR: The guide finds what you're searching for and sends you sites...I'll show you...if you were looking for johnny depp pictures I could send you this-
GabbyR: So that you see the link on the right
GabbyR: haha, actually al ot of people play pranks
You: you have a thing for johhny depp dont you?
GabbyR: Haha, perhaps
You: lies! :]
GabbyR: :)
You: USA based yep?
GabbyR: Yes
You: Cool, how about the question why am i up at 4am....
GabbyR: Haha...
You: English you see!
GabbyR: Makes sense!
You: Sure does. do you get paid for this?
GabbyR: Yes
You: Neato, :] glad that you arent just talking to some random and not getting nothing out of it!
GabbyR: Haha, yep, it's a good deal
You: so do you have certain hours you must work? or whenver you can be bothered :]
GabbyR: It's whenever...I'm usually just logged on here whenever I'm doing my normal internet business, because it's quick and the minutes add up
GabbyR: It's not a real job or anything
You: ahh i wish i lived in the USA that could help!
GabbyR: You might be able to do it outside the US
GabbyR: Not sure though
You: neato :) may i ask why all reps have the Capital at the end of the name
GabbyR: Just for uniformity maybe? Not sure
GabbyR: Anything else I can help you with?
You: lol. its a shame this session has to end tbh MSN contacts are all offline!
GabbyR: haha that is too bad! tbh?
You: to be honest! = tbh!
You: we learn something everyday
GabbyR: ooh ok
You: want to swap chairs!
You: :D
GabbyR: haha
You: Im joking
GabbyR: :)
You: it was lovely to speak to someone helpful, its like a call center but happy people!
GabbyR: haha yep!
GabbyR: Well, have a good night then!
You: Anyways Gabby, take care of yourself wherever you are, You too!
GabbyR: you too
GabbyR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
LOL THIS IS THE BEST CONVO EVER!

I asked the question-

"Why am i up at this time?"

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CherylE
CherylE: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mary LouB
Mary LouB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Lol daft question!
Mary LouB: I was wondering the same thing!
You: The cheek!
You: What...
You: wait..
You: how do you know where im from?
You: can you see me?
You: *hides under desk*
Mary LouB: You need to get some rest
Mary LouB: Thats what I'm going to do, goodnight
You: You think so?
Mary LouB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
What is the meaning of life?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieV
AngieV: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AngieV: Hello :)
You: How are you?
AngieV: Are you religious?
You: No
AngieV: Okay.
You: Glad you didn't just say 42
AngieV: lol
AngieV: that is simply the answer, not the meaning :)
AngieV: to the ultimate question.
You: exactly
You: So any ideas?
AngieV: Let me find you some links.
AngieV: I like this link.
You: I'm not after links, when I clicked searched with guide I wanted a persons perspective
AngieV: ah, then my perspective is to have children and then die.
AngieV: a procreation cycle.
You: rather simplistic
AngieV: the rest is just extra.
You: why do people not just kill themselves then if they cannot have children?
You: or are too old?
AngieV: I so can not get into this conversation while on a search. it will get me fired.
AngieV: We aren't allowed to "chat"
You: ok sorry :(
AngieV: that's okay. :)
AngieV: Have a great night :)
AngieV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Was hoping for a philsophical debate.
 
The Pat said:
What is the meaning of life?


AngieV: I so can not get into this conversation while on a search. it will get me fired.
AngieV: We aren't allowed to "chat"
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oh really?

The question - "Is jesus my next door neighbour? if so, would it be wrong to take pictures?"
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: what do you think?
You: Evenin!, well morning!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelB
MichaelB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there!
You: wow michael b! thats my uncles name!
MichaelB: Awesome, great name
MichaelB: How are you?
You: Im good
You: my uncle sadly passed away though! :(
You: how are you?
MichaelB: Sorry about that
MichaelB: I'm pretty good, just chillin
You: chillin, nice thats what i like to hear
MichaelB: So what can I help you with?
You: can you just talk instead of searching or would they bust you?
MichaelB: Nah it's cool
MichaelB: I just get paid for the time
You: lol sweet!
You: i so gotta get your job!
You: your all from USA right?
MichaelB: You want an invite?
MichaelB: Yeah I think so
You: im english though!
MichaelB: I don't know if that would work, you can try though
You: Cool
You: you like my question, im not a fruitcake btw
You: just thought it would be a tough one!
MichaelB: Hell, I'd take pics
You: lol, yeh!
MichaelB: What's your email so I can send you an invite?
You: (email here_
You: an invite to what?
You: i just gave my email to a randomer !!
MichaelB: My job
MichaelB: After we are done i'll be able to send you one
You: well if this were up to me id chat for a while, as my MSN list is dead
You: i aint gay or either dont judge me!
You: or either?
MichaelB: Go ahead....only for 6 minutes though
You: wtf!
You: 6 minutes how so?
MichaelB: I only get paid for the first 10
MichaelB: lol
You: lol i like the style!
MichaelB: So what's on your mind
You: not much...bed maybe? as its like 5am
MichaelB: 11 PM here
MichaelB: Yeah thats kinda late/early
You: yeh man
You: you into computers and stuff then?
You: like technology?
MichaelB: A little bit, yeah
You: you should definately sign up to
You: www.overclockers.co.uk
You: ;)
You: top site!
MichaelB: video cards, huh?
You: overclockers.co.uk
You: go to the forums!
MichaelB: I'll check it out
You: neat
You: how long left on the clock?
MichaelB: This job is pretty awesome though, it's only $5 an hour to start but you can get to $10
MichaelB: 3 min
You: thats not bad, you do this full time or ?
MichaelB: no just a spare time thing when i'm taling to people on AIM
You: damn, what a walk in the park!
MichaelB: Yeah its easy, just googling for people
You: lol nice.... while supping spirits?
MichaelB: lol, not tonight
MichaelB: but possibly in the near future
You: Nice
You: 1min?
MichaelB: 2
You: lol!
You: ill let you go MB!
MichaelB: alright, you still want that invite?
You: go for it!
You: Cya man!
MichaelB: Have a good night
You: you too
MichaelB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleS
MichelleS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there!
MichelleS: hello
MichelleS: 0.99999999999 does not equal one unless you round up
You: But hang on.
MichelleS: okay
You: 1/9 = 0.11111111 correct?
MichelleS: i dont know, is it correct?
You: as does 2/9 for 0.22222222
You: Yes
MichelleS: ok
You: so, going upwards, it would seem 8/9 = 0.888888
You: and 9/9 = 0.99999 or 1
MichelleS: i guess thats right
You: Wahey!
MichelleS: but you would still be rounding the number up
You: Ok let me think
You: Hang on
MichelleS: which is what you would do to be 1
You: Say 0.9r is x
You: 10x would be equal to 9.9r correct?
MichelleS: sure
You: therefore minus 0.9r would be 9 (thus 9x)
MichelleS: right...
You: and then divided by 9 is 1!
MichelleS: you're right.
You: Thus x=1
You: Wahey!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferF
JenniferF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there!
You: How're you today!
JenniferF: hi yourself!
JenniferF: Fabulous and you?
You: Wonderful!
JenniferF: Great now what specifically are you wanting to find?
You: If it would be possible for the creator of all heaven and earth's son to mirowave a burrito, so hot that he himself could not eat it!
JenniferF: I thought this would make a great name of a movie or book!
You: How did you guess?!
JenniferF: Let me see what if anything I can find you that will support that question!
You: It's a study I'm doing
JenniferF: hang in there and I will do some searching for you!
You: A paper on Burritology. Sounds silly I know!
You: Thanks!
JenniferF: I am sure I have written my share of crazy papers as well.
JenniferF: be right back.
You: Ok!
JenniferF: here is some EASY reading and you may find a few things to use..
JenniferF: I will get a few more links for you as well- thanks for the patience
You: Interesting
You: I'm going to let you in on a secret
JenniferF: Ok go!
You: I didn't ask purely because of the paper I'm doing
JenniferF: you are making burritos?
You: I've been trying for some time now, and I simply cannot make any sort of food stuff hot enough that it is made inedible!
You: Yes, earlier!
JenniferF: great, now I am hungry..
You: You think that's bad, what about when you cut a sandwich down the middle, is it still one sandwich?
JenniferF: ahhh. too much to think about on an empty stomach for sure.
JenniferF: lol
You: So, if I cannot make physically warm enough to make it inedible for myself does that mean I posses omnipotence similar that to that of our spiritual idols!?
JenniferF: hmmm... I think we all posess some type of omnipotence.. don't you?
You: Do you mean to imply that our fathers powers are weak in comparison to a large revolt, somewhat like the Russian Revolution?
JenniferF: I find this very interseting and am finding so many sites to get you- are you still interested in more?
You: I simply wish to know if I could be, in fact, a messenger from the gods!
You: Is this a sign?
JenniferF: I believe that if You believe then yes.. It is all a matter of faith in my eyes.
JenniferF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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I asked "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"


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lay-z-boy said:
LOL, is it an ip ban or what?
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Yeah they told me my ip so I'm guessing so. I emailed and I think I can use it again, but I can't think of a question bar Neon's wonderful suggestion of "WANNA SUCK MY ****ING BALLS?" which I think I'll get perma'd for :(
 
Zefan said:
Yeah they told me my ip so I'm guessing so. I emailed and I think I can use it again, but I can't think of a question bar Neon's wonderful suggestion of "WANNA SUCK MY ****ING BALLS?" which I think I'll get perma'd for :(
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Lol would be legend, i can imagine the screen going blue. permanent BSOD.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BretH
BretH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there!
BretH: Hi how can I assist you today?
You: How're you doing this evening?
You: Are you female?
You: It's just this is a ladies only question.
BretH: Yes
You: just wanted an honest opinion
BretH: Good
BretH: okay
You: Here is the picture http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/5145/geayh8atnydgkl6.jpg
BretH: Okay give me a moment to type it in, my program doesn't allow copy and paste :(
You: Ok!
You: Do you think I'm attractive?
BretH: Just a moment, still copying
BretH: Smile a little bigger, girls enjoy a guy who is happy with themselves.
BretH: They need to see it
You: What about hte earrings?
BretH: But overall, based on tha picture your looking at a 7.5 out of 10
BretH: Not fond on the earrings, but its passable
You: Wonderful!
BretH: Great
BretH: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: No thankyou! OcUK forums wishes you a happy new year :)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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which tail directed them to this thread?

the question was "who knows gilly!" no offense towards gilly.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleS
MichelleS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
MichelleS: hi
You: do you know gilly off ocuk?
MichelleS: no, but i'm at that site right now!
You: :o
You: how come?
You: overclockers.co.uk
MichelleS: someone just gave me the link
MichelleS: yes
You: LOL
You: im on it too
MichelleS: cool
You: are you in the forum bit?
MichelleS: i'm reading the chacha thread
You: :]
You: WINNOR!
You: can you do me a favour?
MichelleS: what
You: just say "HELLO TO ALL AT OCUK"
You: :D
MichelleS: lol
You: aww you know ya wanna!
MichelleS: why would i do that?
You: cos we rock?
You: you like our thread?
MichelleS: its a bit boring compared to other forums
MichelleS: but its alright.. i'm on page 3
You: how dare thee!
You: perma ban for you!
MichelleS: aw
You: Yemen will get you!
You: hes legend
MichelleS: lol
You: he throws his banning wand around you know?
MichelleS: ya'll need to get more creative!
You: well get signed up and we might!
You: give us ideas!
MichelleS: tubgirl and goatse gets so old.
You: lol! damn!
MichelleS: lol
You: what ideas can we use then?
You: ocuk IS listening
You: you see "Neon" thats me...
You: hubba hubba :P
You: lol
MichelleS: well you should search stuff that isn't so obvious
MichelleS: like.. i had no idea what snuff films were
You: omg dont search that woman
You: !
MichelleS: i know now!
MichelleS: lol
You: you will defo go to jail!
MichelleS: but i got baited
You: bless, you know for future!
MichelleS: yes.
You: lol nice one
You: interesting read?
MichelleS: it was funny
MichelleS: i'm learning new stuff on here everyday..
You: lol
MichelleS: stuff that goes on in ya'lls sick minds..
You: search for a christina piercing..
You: DONT!
MichelleS: lmao
You: dont search it :(
MichelleS: lol
You: slightly crude
You: but you and i, now know who gilly is!
MichelleS: yes
You: your not searching that piercing are you
You: it went silent for a minute
MichelleS: no lol
MichelleS: had to get a soda
You: you know what it is dont you!
You: us english are boring you know
MichelleS: eh, i dont believe ya'll are
You: we drink tea, and eat crumpets or so the states say! :)
MichelleS: lol
MichelleS: english tea is sooo good =)
You: and in england supposebly all you eat is McD's and Soda...
You: TEA!
You: you like it?
MichelleS: yes!
You: Awesome!
You: crumpets?
MichelleS: i knew this english girl.. and she would make me english tea
MichelleS: i dont know what crumpets are
You: want a picture of one?
You: lol!
MichelleS: lol
MichelleS: i'm sure i could find one
You: search on google!
You: pictures
You: LEGEND!
You: look good to you? or not?
You: boring eh!
MichelleS: hm, i'd have to try one..
MichelleS: says they're bland though
You: yeh! see
You: english suck!
MichelleS: nah
MichelleS: lol
MichelleS: ya'll have accents!
You: yeh, sexy or not?
MichelleS: sure!
You: lol i see you reaching for the abuse button right now!
MichelleS: why lol
MichelleS: i dont report abuse
You: i know how this program works! :)
You: lol
You: lol amazing
MichelleS: well unless you're like really mean to me or something
MichelleS: then i might
You: no! not at all!
MichelleS: but you're cool
MichelleS: so its all good
MichelleS: =)
You: thanks you are too
MichelleS: well i'm gonna go back and read on your forum.. have a good night/morning
You: you too take care!
MichelleS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: OCUK FOR LIFE!
Status: Session ended.
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Michelle you made our night! i know your reading.
 
KizZ said:
LMAO class :D
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I have another cracker coming if they take my bait.

:EDIT: Oh she took it alright.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaA
MelissaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaA: Hello
You: can people just walk into a monk temple.. and become one of them?
You: ie fly to china, find a temple shave your head and they will accept you?
MelissaA: You wish to become a monk?
You: i was thinking of doing it for a few years to learn kung fu...
MelissaA: You have tests you must pass
MelissaA: pass
MelissaA: before you would be accepted
You: can it be done though some sponsorship scheme prehaps?
MelissaA: Well you need to go to the top of Mount Kobaji
MelissaA: in the coldest part of China
MelissaA: and climb to the top
MelissaA: and meditate there with no food and no water for seven days
You: id have to let them know somehow that im here for the kung fu and none of the meditation or obsessive rice-eating
MelissaA: you would not pass
MelissaA: their tests
MelissaA: you must do what they say to be accepted as a monk
You: im still young, what a unique life it would be to go master kung-fu in china and come back to britain in 10 years time.
MelissaA: I can confer with Buddha if you like
MelissaA: Would you like to speak to him
You: Please
MelissaA: You wish to become a monk and deciple in my temple
You: im serious
MelissaA: There are strict rules you must follow
You: im here for the kung-fu
MelissaA: This is not like that movie
MelissaA: I will not accept you for just learning kung fu
MelissaA: your heart is not pure
MelissaA: for the cause
MelissaA: take kung fu at a dojo
You: im just exploring the possibilities of how to live my life.
MelissaA: You cannot join my order just to learn kung fu
MelissaA: I see into your heart
MelissaA: it is not pure to the cause
You: can the same be done in japan and learning the ways of the ninja in one of their temples?
MelissaA: no
MelissaA: you must be pure of heart and completely dedicated
You: im serious... can it be done though some sponsorship scheme prehaps?
MelissaA: scheme?
MelissaA: Are you ready to have a life of celebacy?
You: could be !! but sub-consiously
MelissaA: This would mean you can never have sex again in your life
You: oh jesus
MelissaA: Come back when you are true of heart
MelissaA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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sam83uk, meet Buddha. In his own words :D
 
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