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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherric
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, hows it goin
sherric: I am Sherri, I will be assisting you in your search today.
You: nice one
sherric: good
You: alright yeah, i'm looking for a guide on DIY nuclear weapons
sherric: I will see what I can find
sherric: Hold on a moment please, your results will appear to the right of your chat box
You: ok
You: erm, thats the right subject area but doesn't have a guide
sherric: ok
sherric: just a sec, I misunderstood you
You: oh right
You: if it helps, I have access to weapons grade uranium, might wanna fire that into the search magicness
sherric: I am still searching for a guide
You: good stuff cheers
sherric: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: fantastic news
You: dum dee dum
sherric: there are no guides that I can find on this DIY
You: well DIY basically means do-it-yourself
You: so if you got rid of DIY and just searched for guide maybe?
You: or something..
sherric: I understand, and I am not finding anything that says how to make one
You: oh right, thats a shame
You: you tried google?
You: google knows all
sherric: well I did try, I have been here searching over 25 pages
You: really?
sherric: we use our own search engine here
You: wow
You: u dont use google?
sherric: you want me to transfer you to a different guide, they may have better sources
You: no no, I'm just going to chat with my russian friends
sherric: ok
You: better that way anyway
You: thanks!
sherric: well then have a great day and be careful
sherric: ok
sherric: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
Angus-Higgins said:
This one didn't work out:



Does someone else want to try it? (I have a text file with the question and answers so that you can quickly copy and paste them [so little typing is necessary]).

Angus Higgins
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meme, mail them to my hotmail account! :D
 
surfsquid said:
from all the ads on the website which people click on when they visit chacha
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I don't think I've actually clicked on a banner for 10 years. My eyes automatically filter them out now. I guess the less net-savvy world still pays attention to them.
 
Chronos-X said:
I don't think I've actually clicked on a banner for 10 years. My eyes automatically filter them out now. I guess the less net-savvy world still pays attention to them.
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Slightly off-topic, but, the best way to get people to click on the ads is to have those Flash ones that make a buzzing noise until you click on them, on a video website. :p

I go to a video website that often does this, it annoys me (and others) but it works for them (I'm pretty sure at least).

Angus Higgins
 
ta Mr Higgins! First attempt..

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, this is Meredith Vieira on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
You: e have your friend BonnieK here on the $4000 question.
You: The next text you will see will be from BonnieK
You: Hi, I'm stuck on this question: "Who invented the popular computer game "Tetris"?"
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, this is Meredith Vieira on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"!
BarbaraB: ya ok
BarbaraB: How are you today
You: I'm good
You: wanna speak to BonnieK?
BarbaraB: And what can I find for you?
You: That AmanaD was pretty rude
BarbaraB: No, we do not chat, this is a search service
You: The next text you will see will be from BonnieK
BarbaraB: What is your search request please
You: Hi, I'm stuck on this question: "Who invented the popular computer game "Tetris"?" Is it: A - Alexey Pazhitnov B - Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin C - William A. Higinbotham or D - Toru Iwatani
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: I only have 30 seconds
You: be quick!
You: 4000 bucks
BarbaraB: A
You: fantastic!
You: thanks!
BarbaraB: sure, anything else I help you with?
You: well, I'm just waiting on the $8000 dollar question
You: bear with me
You: commercial
You: Meredith is a bitch in real life
BarbaraB: What station?
You: serious
You: Fox
You: How you doing today anyway?
BarbaraB: not on my TV
BarbaraB: Im fine
You: dang
You: goodgood
You: you guys get abused a lot?
BarbaraB: All the time
You: really?
BarbaraB: oh yes
You: whats been the highlight?
BarbaraB: Id rather not go into that.
BarbaraB: This is the weirdest one though, I gotta tell you
You: lol
BarbaraB: Im not even sure this is legit, but at lwat you are nice
BarbaraB: least
You: Yeah, I'm shocked she hasn't noticed my laptop yet
BarbaraB: lololol
You: I'm in the audience telepathically communicating with my friend in the hotseat
BarbaraB: Interesting...so what is your cut?
You: pretty handy them having wireless internet in this place
You: 50/50
You: though TBH, i deserve it all
BarbaraB: yeah, its a real miracle.
BarbaraB: What about my cut?
You: he doesnt know anything
BarbaraB: LOL
You: your cut?
You: never thought about that
BarbaraB: thats ok
BarbaraB: well, anymore searches?
You: erm, no thats it for today!
BarbaraB: ok, have a good one, bye
You: thanks!
BarbaraB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
This millionaire thing makes me wonder... maybe if you could give them "my computer" as one of your friends, set up a skype account and some voice recognition software to google the answer for you...
 
wouldnt it be funny if they werent all housewifes and students like they claim to be but instead there all inmates and the american goverment have come up with a new abuse like the chain game.where instead of hitting rocks they have to spend there whole day typing and taking abuse from the general public.
 
dustiestrat said:
wouldnt it be funny if they werent all housewifes and students like they claim to be but instead there all inmates and the american goverment have come up with a new abuse like the chain game.where instead of hitting rocks they have to spend there whole day typing and taking abuse from the general public.
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Lmao, random.
 
I just set a load of advertising hosts to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file along with Firefox extensions to block them out :)
 
Haa, I just got a really good one about mass debating

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherric
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherric: I am Sherri, I will be assisting you in your search today.
You: ok
sherric: is this for a school project?
You: yes
You: i want a good mass debate
sherric: ok I have found some good links
sherric: Hold on a moment please, your results will appear to the right of your chat box
You: do you like to mass debate?
sherric: Link #3 looks really good
sherric: I never got into it
You: why not?
sherric: I became a cop so I just learned to listen and I never debated
You: i love to mass debate
sherric: I have watched them on TV, and so many times I agreed with both people
sherric: hard to take a side
You: yes it is hard
sherric: was for me
You: i like publically mass debating though
sherric: this last Nov election was really bad
sherric: do you do that a lot?
You: every day
sherric: You going to get into politics?
You: no
sherric: wow
sherric: I thought that was all most debates were for
sherric: goes to show what I know
You: yes
sherric: how are these links so far?
You: they dont seem to have what i am looking for
sherric: what are you looking for so I can narrow it down
You: when i mass debate it usually involves naked women
sherric: I dont think I am going to findthat, anyways we are not allowed to search for adult topics
You: oh right
You: do you have a husband?
sherric: yes
You: does he mass debate?
sherric: he used to over gun control
You: lol
You: did he find it hard?
sherric: no, because when he feels he is right on something he dont back down
You: so he would mass debate until it came?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraB: Hi there..
 
Following on from yesterday... The first person I spoke to said it was impossible for them to transfer me to a specific person and, as it was random, I had a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting put through to him.

I then spoke to another person
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeborahK
DeborahK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, yesterday JaredT said I could move in with him if I moved to america. Last night I hopped on a flight from the UK and am now in Atlanta airport only to be told by someone else on here that I have a 1 in 20,000 chance of speaking to him again which pretty much makes it impossible for me to speak to him to work out where to go from here
DeborahK: Hi there!
You: so I want to sue him for the cost of my tickets and hurt feelings
DeborahK: Do you have a search request?
You: to do so I need his address - how do I find this out?
DeborahK: You can't sue someone for your stupidity.
DeborahK: Have a nice day.
DeborahK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Not happy, I spoke to someone else - who banned me :(

fini
 
well that ban was rubbish

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brittanyd
brittanyd: Welcome to ChaCha!
brittanyd: Hey there...
You: hi I have erectile dysfunction, do you think you could help me?
brittanyd: Yes i can.
You: :)
brittanyd: Can you tell me some of the thing that are going on?
You: i can't get it up
brittanyd: Like the symptoms you are haveing
brittanyd: Ok
You: but it's great news that you're willing to try
brittanyd: Just a moment while io find some information for you..
You: however much I try it just wont move
You: do you have a partner?
brittanyd: Ok just one moment
You: do you think it's possible I'm just not imagining the right things?
You: does it mean I'm..... gay?
brittanyd: Well we could try that
brittanyd: Would you like some pictures?
You: that would be great!
brittanyd: Not neccisarily np
brittanyd: nessicarily
brittanyd: Ok just one second while i get this informstion for you...
You: it's as flaccid as an overcooked noodle :(
brittanyd: Lol sorry i got froze in a horrible pop up
brittanyd: lol
You: hopefully you're laughing at the pop-up
You: I wish I could 'pop-up'
brittanyd: Look at them
brittanyd: Just scroll down
You: thank you for your help
brittanyd: Your welcome
You: if it works out I shall make sure to think of you - as a thank you
brittanyd: I can find more if youd like?
You: i'll see how I go with that
brittanyd: No thats ok you dont have
brittanyd: Ok thanks
brittanyd: Have a good day
You: Thanks, I'm done.


She actually linked me to porn!

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fini said:
She actually linked me to porn!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha... :p

I can't believe it. Some else should try that with another of them.

I got passed around 3 people finding out something that was basically an "I'm Feeling Lucky" on Google. :p (The last guy got it, and he seemed pretty cool).

Angus Higgins
 
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