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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brettj
brettj: Welcome to ChaCha!
brettj: hi
You: hi brett
brettj: funny chacha conversations ?
You: yes, well
brettj: what would you like me to search for ?
You: it seems theres some guides that are having a competiton, i was wondering you could help get in touch with ChrisB or JonothanS
brettj: maybe
brettj: 1 moment
brettj: ill try
You: thanks mate
You: hows the job going?
brettj: great
brettj: i like it so far
You: how long you been doing it?
brettj: this is my 2nd day
You: nice picture :P
brettj: thx
brettj: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: why did you take the search for yourself off?
brettj: dont want to post it as final results
brettj: the search was for chris and jonathan
You: ah thats fair enough! :)
brettj: i want the results to contain them
You: yeah thats cool man
You: ok
You: im playing Unreal Tournament atm
brettj: anything else ?
brettj: cool
brettj: i play lineage2
brettj: and counterstrike source
brettj: i bot on l2
brettj: dont play it
You: cs
You: cool
You: bit slow for me
brettj: ya
brettj: the new version
brettj: counterstrike SOURCE
brettj: has new physics
brettj: more realistic
brettj: not a fragfest type situation
You: thats what im into
You: lineage 2 looks good
brettj: i get motion sickness from those ***** games
brettj: its awesome
You: looks like wizard and dragons though?
brettj: never heard of wizard and dragons
You: what kind of game format is lineage 2?
brettj: mmorpg
You: ah right, i played wow for about 10 days
You: that was awful
brettj: ya
brettj: its a ***** game
You: indeed
brettj: lineage2 looks cooler more adult
You: this looks a lot better
brettj: but i dont use a gui
You: yeah the graphics look better
brettj: i have a 3rd party bot program with a dot in the middle of the screen for my character
You: well you bot right
brettj: ya
You: yeah, what fun is that though
brettj: lots
You: how long you been play cs:s
brettj: i can run l2, chacha, and smoke pot
brettj: since it was open beta
You: haha you can play games, get stoned, and make money at the same time
brettj: ya
You: sweeeet
brettj: and if im at work
You: you can make extra money?
brettj: i can chacha, bot, go on lunch break and smoke
You: haha quality
You: and you make money by talking to strangers on the net
brettj: ya
brettj: and on the phone
brettj: i work for wayport.com
You: uhuh ;)
brettj: we provide internet wifi to nintendo DS and motels and stuff
You: sister just got a ds, prefer the psp! although the wii looks groovy
brettj: ya
brettj: i got a wii
brettj: i dont use hand helds
brettj: i dont like palms or even laptops
brettj: i like multiple screens on my desk and a kvm switch
You: yeah same mate
You: mates get confused though
brettj: wii sports are the best tho
brettj: i can really get into a game of golf
You: looks well good
brettj: or boxing
You: was going to say boxing
brettj: im pro boxer pro bowler pro tennis
brettj: i got a pink ball with stars in bowling
brettj: gold trunks in boxing
brettj: its just fun
brettj: boxing is great tho
brettj: maybe the best
You: wouldnt know, would love to find out though
brettj: i play 9 holes before work
brettj: on the wii
brettj: golf
brettj: its funny
You: morning exercise?
brettj: ya
You: you stoned by the way?
brettj: but
brettj: i walk to the bus station 1/2 a mile
brettj: ya
brettj: i just smoked a bowl
You: naughty! im trying to cut down
You: you work with wifi then
brettj: im trying to get enuff money to buy some snacks tonight on chacha
brettj: ya
You: pay for your weed bashing habbits more like ;)
brettj: lol
brettj: just smoked a bowl
You: nice what does the job involve then
brettj: 2 during our conversation
brettj: i take calls
You: keep going son
brettj: people say they cant get the internet to work
brettj: i tell them to press 3 buttons
brettj: type
brettj: and it works
brettj: i get 14 an hour plus a 401k, full medical/dental
You: all day? sounds like a breeze
brettj: all day
brettj: full time
You: you got it easy
You: i like it
brettj: im gonna wrap up this search tho.. i wanna see how much a 20minute search pays me
You: yeah man cool, where you from anyway?
brettj: texas
brettj: austin texas
You: nice nice
You: how old are ya
brettj: 25
You: and how much weed do you smoke a day?
brettj: quarter oz
brettj: if i smoke joints
brettj: i smoke 6 1 gram joints
brettj: six 1 gram joints
brettj: not sixty one
brettj: so 6 grams or so
brettj: but if i dont roll joints
brettj: i just keep smoking from the bong or pipe
brettj: and smoke maybe 12 grams +
You: 6 joints a day! booo yaaa
brettj: id like to smoke 1 an hour
brettj: when i went on tour this summer with my band
brettj: i smoked everytime we stopped for gas
You: hey mate, any chance i can get reffered to you in the future?
You: personal guide n all?
brettj: i wish i knew how
brettj: you can copy my url
You: i could make you lots money aye
You: that wouldnt work
You: ill see what i can do
You: you fragging and smoking still boy?
brettj: botting
brettj: you gonna say that
brettj: and ill say ya if its me
brettj: but you will see my name Brett J
brettj: at the top
brettj: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Quality! :cool:
 
hahah wtf

You: you get like $5 an hour for this? and i get to rate you?
JulianK: it may vary
You: looking for a "on one" frame
JulianK: it could be 5 or 10 depending on search time
You: so if i keep you searching you get more money?
JulianK: pretty much
You: well good
JulianK: gotcha
JulianK: let me erase the links

You: heres one......is it better to smoke weed using a bong or a pipe?
JulianK: heh.. sorry i can't answer that
You: so u dont touch the stuff?
JulianK: we're a rated pg shop :)
JulianK: lol.. well, have a great night. I enjoyed the conversation.
JulianK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

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Ok it hasnt been done yet.

Someone has to do a guided search but pretending to be a guide from chacha yourself, i.e

Do something, then say

Thank you for using Chacha, please RATE me

I dont know, i dont have any super ideas but this one could be good, kind of? :p
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Robyn G
Robyn G: Welcome to ChaCha!
Robyn G: Hi there, I will be helping you with your search today.
Robyn G: What can I find for you on this topic today?
You: alright there mate
You: are you a real person or a computer?
Robyn G: I'm a real person.
Robyn G: What can I help you find tonight?
You: oo goodo
You: I just want to chat
You: up for it?
Robyn G: Well sorry this isn't a chat service.. Have a good evening.
Robyn G: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

LMAO, I thought it was a computer xD
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraJ
BarbaraJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: whats up
BarbaraJ: Hello
You: im looking for a map that will take me to de_dust
BarbaraJ: The sky...the moon the stars!
You: lol
BarbaraJ: LOL
BarbaraJ: What is de_dust?
You: its a place
You: if you dont have one for that
You: i was looking to go to cs_office
You: but idk do u kno if cs_office is open at this time?
BarbaraJ: LOL...ok
You: yea
BarbaraJ: LOL...doubt it!
You: can you get a map for de_dust 2 maybe?
You: im thinking of taking a holiday to de_dust
You: i see
BarbaraJ: Well I found a site with De_Dust
You: is it nice?
BarbaraJ: Never been there...lol
You: like have you been to de_dust?
BarbaraJ: Neva!
You: what about cs_office?
You: i might get a job there soon
BarbaraJ: No
You: so you couldnt show me where cs_office is?
BarbaraJ: Theres another for you
BarbaraJ: No...sorry
You: thats de_dust too
You: but in order to take a holiday there
BarbaraJ: LOL...ok...are those sites ok?
You: i must get a job at cs_office
You: hmm
You: can you get cs_office:
You: ?
BarbaraJ: LOL>..
BarbaraJ: I will try
You: kk good
BarbaraJ: Well ...LOL..this came up as CS office
You: o
BarbaraJ: Is that where you want to go???
You: lol
BarbaraJ:
You: not really
You: theirs another cs_office
BarbaraJ: Ok...well have a great nite!! You made me smile a lot
You: :)
BarbaraJ: Bye for now!
You: later
BarbaraJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: lol
Status: Session ended.
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Hmm she kind of led on early she must know but it was funny still.
 
Macabre said:
Hmm she kind of led on early she must know but it was funny still.
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Good one.

Just collecting generic sayings now to try the pretending to be a guide one.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ShannonD
ShannonD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
ShannonD: Hello!
ShannonD: How can I help you today?
You: im wondering if you could get me directions or a map to cs_office
You: its for a job
You: i want a job in cs_office
ShannonD: Do you know the city and or state?
You: i think its in america
You: its america
You: in colorado
ShannonD: The name of the company is cs_office?
You: yea
You: well
You: the place
You: its on the map
You: its kind of snowy
ShannonD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Damn that one came to an end fast :(.
 
You know someone had shown one of them this thread already so I bet everyone on chacha.com knows about this thread lol.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TashaW
TashaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ITs your lucky day Tasha
TashaW: Hello there!
You: Why hallo thar
TashaW: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I want you to randomly post links from google for the next 10 minutes... im in a charity mood and luckily for you its coming your way
TashaW: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Shame... I would have left the window open for 10 minutes
 
Haha well after reading eclp chat with DavidM, I managed to get him as my guide after searching for "Hacking": :D

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidM
DavidM: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidM: Tell me more about what you're looking for if you can.
DavidM: Are you still there?
You: Hacking
You: i want to hack computers
DavidM: I can find you general sites on the topic. Is that sufficient.
You: well lets see what ya got :)
You: that is just a definition!!
You: Ahh second link = much better
You: no pix though, how lame
DavidM: Is this enough for you?
You: Oh it really helped
You: I know that you are a pastor
You: :D
DavidM: Good. How would you think that?
You: I hacked
You: of course :)
DavidM: Impressive.
DavidM: What else do you know?
You: um well lets see, i'll do a bit more digging in your pc...
DavidM: Well, thanks for using ChaCha. Good night.
DavidM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Haha the speed at which he closed the chat was amazing! :p
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimB
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
KimB: Hello, How are you today?
You: Good!
You: And yourself?
KimB: I am fine thanks
You: What exactly are you wanting to search for?
KimB: What can I help you with tonight?
You: Is this a joke :\?
KimB: no why
You: Well you're saying the preset Cha cha stuff that I have, as if you're a guide.
KimB: I am
You: This isn't funny.
You: We get so many jokers around here, now have you got a search or not?
KimB: Excuse me I am the guide you are info seeker
KimB: what would you like me to search for you
You: ... I think there's been a bit of a mess up
You: I'm the guide here.
KimB: whatever I am not argruing. goodbye
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimB
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
KimB: Hello, How are you today?
You: Good!
You: And yourself?
KimB: I am fine thanks
You: What exactly are you wanting to search for?
KimB: What can I help you with tonight?
You: Is this a joke :\?
KimB: no why
You: Well you're saying the preset Cha cha stuff that I have, as if you're a guide.
KimB: I am
You: This isn't funny.
You: We get so many jokers around here, now have you got a search or not?
KimB: Excuse me I am the guide you are info seeker
KimB: what would you like me to search for you
You: ... I think there's been a bit of a mess up
You: I'm the guide here.
You: Please RATE me. Thanks for using ChaCha.
KimB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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tehe!

Just got another cracker but I won't post it 'til tomorrow when more people will see it :p
 
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I tried asking if someone is tresspassing in your house is it legal to beat them off, but it didn't really work with the guy I had :(
 
Does anyone else just ask stupidly hard questions?

"Find me a very advance parametrized stack please. It can't be patented as I need to use it"

Good luck mate!
 
sniffy said:
Does anyone else just ask stupidly hard questions?

"Find me a very advance parametrized stack please. It can't be patented as I need to use it"

Good luck mate!
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I've just asked this question after reading a thread here yesterday:

said:
Was the WTC atrocity a plot by the American Government?
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And this was a bit of the response:

said:
SamanthaM: give me just a second to look over the question and then do the search also
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:D is that the same as saying let me google some things first?
 
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Not very good are they. Few results from google is all it needed, yet it took them 10 mins and I still didn't get the answer.

how many 0's are in an old english billion

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: crystalm
crystalm: Welcome to ChaCha!
crystalm: hi! give me just a moment while i find what your looking for!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Victorias
Victorias: Welcome to ChaCha!
Victorias: Hi
You: hello
Victorias: Is your search what is in your query?
You: aye
You: You basically get payed to search google?
Victorias: All different engines
Victorias: Preferably cha cha
You: Thats awesome!
Victorias: This is a hard question
You: I think ive found the answer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion lol
Victorias: I was going to send that website
Victorias: But thought it was too easy
Victorias: we use that website a lot
You: Yea its good
Victorias: I get the question of how is it reliable when humans put what they want in it.
You: Heres another http://www.sunblock99.org.uk/sb99/people/JIreland/ji_bill.html
Victorias: Well you have a great evening!
You: I can imagine. don't they realise humans put all the info on the web too?
You: you too, cya
Victorias: Obviously not! LOL
Victorias: Bye
Victorias: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
Haha legendary thread.

did one myself nothing great though.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: christineh
You: Looking for a guide ...
You: Connected to guide: You
christineh: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
christineh: Hello
You: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
christineh: How can I help you with this topic?
You: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
You: Looking for guide ...
You: Status: Connected to guide: You
You: Hi
You: I want to find some nice socks to throw at my wife
You: hello?
christineh: You want me to search for socks?
You: yes so i can play catch with i, with my wife
You: could you do that plx?
christineh: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i want to know a place where i can buy socks and use it to suffocate my wife
christineh: Are these results sufficient?
You: well obviously not since I didnt say yes
christineh: have a great night and thank you for using CHACHA.
You: oi ***** wher u tink ** goin
christineh: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
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