Chat up lines. Get in there my son!

Cybermyk · 6 Jan 2009 at 19:29

If I was to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

slylittlefox · 6 Jan 2009 at 19:51

MookJong said:
"Get your coat, ive got a knife"

Mr-White said:
"lets not turn this rape into murder"

MW

These posts caused me to actually 'lol' for maybe the second time in my 10+ year of Internet use - you should feel proud. Me and my brother are in hysterics

TheCenturion · 6 Jan 2009 at 19:52

Cybermyk said:
If I was to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

hahahaha, that's perfect

romperstomper · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:00

Cybermyk said:
If I was to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

that would just confuse the average girl in a club .

FrK · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:07

Can I test your rape resistance?

MiNxYyY · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:08

Walk up to her and mess her hair up.

Then when she questions it say ' Just seeing what you look like in the morning'

Locke · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:12

MiNxYyY said:
Walk up to her and mess her hair up.

Then when she questions it say ' Just seeing what you look like in the morning'

Nice

Cr0fty · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:13

*approach girl*
"Ever heard of surprise sex?"

Or "it's not rape it's surprise sex!"

shauncr91 · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:20

You look desperate enough.

G|mp · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:26

"Fancy a ****?"

"I'll let your fat mate watch"

Ripper · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:31

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just farted
Smell it can you?

Buffman · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:31

Cr0fty said:
*approach girl*
"Ever heard of surprise sex?"

Or "it's not rape it's surprise sex!"

It's not rape if you can't hear them say no

.

BigglesPiP · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:34

"Hi there"

Clipsey · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:35

Rape ones are the best

G|mp · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:35

"Can I donkey punch you?"

Begbie · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:41

That dress really holds your figure well.

The colour of that dress goes well with your eyes.

Wow, you have the most prettiest eyes.

Look am not trying to be funny but am good looking, so are you. Lets connect.

They all work.

oneilldo · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:42

The names bond, uni-bond and I'm going to fill your crack

mike5678 · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:45

"I'd love to smash your pasty in"

Buffman · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:49

oneilldo said:
The names bond, uni-bond and I'm going to fill your crack

Legend.

Mr-White · 6 Jan 2009 at 20:52

can anyone find that chat up line thread from a few years back ?

MW