Chocolate Digestive Biscuits, Which Side Up?
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Soldato
Chocolate up you ******* monsters!
The only time a Chocolate digestive should be chocolate down is when its facing another chocolate up whilst eating two at once!
The only time a Chocolate digestive should be chocolate down is when its facing another chocolate up whilst eating two at once!
When eating a Big Mac I find it easier to handle if I turn it upside down halfway through, so there are some instances where this perverse witchcraft does come in relatively handy. Chocolate biscuits though, are you out of your tiny mind?
Caporegime
This thread is full of heathens.
- Chocolate side up.
- Milk chocolate or the variety with toffee in them.
- dunked in tea is acceptable. Coffee is not.
- Hobnobs are and forever will be a superior biscuit.
- Chocolate side up.
- Milk chocolate or the variety with toffee in them.
- dunked in tea is acceptable. Coffee is not.
- Hobnobs are and forever will be a superior biscuit.
Soldato
I have Choco Leibniz because I'm posh.
Soldato
I do chocolate side up, on the rare occasion that I eat them.
But your taste is done from your tongue so wouldn't you want the most chocolate on that... hence chocolate side down.
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You can clearly see this English gentleman eating his biscuit (yes, it is a chocolate digestive), chocolate side up, which I think confirms, without a shadow of a doubt, that it is the correct way of eating said biscuit:
Eating chocolate digestive in a geodesic dome: Jon Finch with Jenny Runacre.
Further stock image evidence:
Bring on your heretical upside-down biscuit eating evidence!
In other news...
Bananas! Are we opening them at the right end?
Eating chocolate digestive in a geodesic dome: Jon Finch with Jenny Runacre.
Further stock image evidence:
Bring on your heretical upside-down biscuit eating evidence!
In other news...
Bananas! Are we opening them at the right end?
Man of Honour
Now that is a serious question.
Man of Honour
Chocolate side up.
I have noticed recently however that I eat burgers upside down so the bottom of the bun is at the top.
Also try biting off the ends of a cadburys chocolate finger, and using it as a straw to suck up your tea before eating the rest. Awesome
I have noticed recently however that I eat burgers upside down so the bottom of the bun is at the top.
Also try biting off the ends of a cadburys chocolate finger, and using it as a straw to suck up your tea before eating the rest. Awesome
Caporegime
We need science to answer this question. We will need the following:
1. A building with two or more floors.
2. A person to drop things from the second floor.
3. A cat.
4. A piece of buttered toast.
5. A chocolate digestive.
Now we need to drop the cat, the buttered toast and the chocolate digestive from the second floor of the building.
! WHICHEVER WAY THEY LAND IS THE CORRECT WAY UP !
Somebody please do this and post pictures.
1. A building with two or more floors.
2. A person to drop things from the second floor.
3. A cat.
4. A piece of buttered toast.
5. A chocolate digestive.
Now we need to drop the cat, the buttered toast and the chocolate digestive from the second floor of the building.
! WHICHEVER WAY THEY LAND IS THE CORRECT WAY UP !
Somebody please do this and post pictures.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Look at my upside down burger trick. Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming and open topped sandwiches...
Man of Honour