Simple:
Bags of Chocolate Items - Fridge or Freezer
Choccy bar - Fridge or Freezer
Cadbury's Cream Egg - Bin
Such is my dedication to chilled confectionary, on the rare occasion I've got a whole bag to myself, I might even put ice in a bowl under the bag of choccies to keep it cool whilst I eat it (usually watching a movie)...
I know this may be used against me by the powers that be, but I am prepared to be a martyr to the cause.