Chuck Norris reads jokes about himself on TV

Clarkey · 12 Mar 2006 at 16:20

seems not no.

Dazzy_G · 12 Mar 2006 at 16:27

oh i love that, thats bloody great

Fantom · 12 Mar 2006 at 16:38

To clarify the heritage of the Chuck norris Facts:

It started as facts about "Vin Diesel", then "Mr T" was added and later "Chuck Norris" was added.

any predictions as to who is next?

Vinnie Jones??

Locrian · 12 Mar 2006 at 16:49

L337 LooX said:
To clarify the heritage of the Chuck norris Facts:

It started as facts about "Vin Diesel", then "Mr T" was added and later "Chuck Norris" was added.

any predictions as to who is next?

Vinnie Jones??

I thought Jack Bauer was in the mix as well?

ste_bla · 12 Mar 2006 at 17:31

OMG, after all these chuck norris threads i've just realise who the hell he is!

Hostile_18 · 12 Mar 2006 at 17:49

Locrian said:
I thought Jack Bauer was in the mix as well?

Dosn't really work though because Jack really is that cool!

nO}{8 · 12 Mar 2006 at 18:56

It was great to see him laughing at himself, tops man to do that on live TV. Respect.

WJA96 · 12 Mar 2006 at 19:11

Hostile17 said:
Dosn't really work though because Jack really is that cool!

You are aware that Jack Bauer isn't real? He's played by an actor. And did you know that 24 is actually based on the life story of Chuck Norris?

William · 12 Mar 2006 at 20:21

WJA96 said:
You are aware that Jack Bauer isn't real? He's played by an actor. And did you know that 24 is actually based on the life story of Chuck Norris?

Yes 24 is short for how many bags of shopping Chuck Norris carried home on his erect penis after he killed Habib Marwan.

Killerkebab · 12 Mar 2006 at 20:42

They didn't pick the best facts

Valo · 12 Mar 2006 at 21:19

ROFL That's class!

JohnnyG · 12 Mar 2006 at 21:25

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his IQ into 4 equal pieces of 8.

Sanzy · 12 Mar 2006 at 21:26

lmao very good video

brocksta · 12 Mar 2006 at 22:07

L337 LooX said:
To clarify the heritage of the Chuck norris Facts:

It started as facts about "Vin Diesel", then "Mr T" was added and later "Chuck Norris" was added.

any predictions as to who is next?

Vinnie Jones??

from looking at the sites though, most of them are exactly the same, with just the name changed :confused:

benjo plz. · 12 Mar 2006 at 22:16

brocksta said:
from looking at the sites though, most of them are exactly the same, with just the name changed

yep.

punky_munky · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:42

Raikiri said:
You have never seen way of the dragon?

Enter The Dragon wasn't it?

As for these Chuck Norris 'jokes'. Well. They've been making unfunny people think they're funny for a couple of months now, they'll soon learn.

Jotun · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:43

Killerkebab said:
They didn't pick the best facts

Yeah I've read so many ones that were a lot funnier, but never mind

Raikiri · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:46

punky_munky said:
Enter The Dragon wasn't it?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068935/

imdb said:
Also Known As:
Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title)
Return of the Dragon
Revenge of the Dragon (USA) (cable TV title)
Way of the Dragon

punky_munky · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:51

I'm thinking of Bob Wall, nevermind.

DarkShadow · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:53

Class