Chuck Norris reads jokes about himself on TV

benjo plz. · 12 Mar 2006 at 23:54

punky_munky said:
Enter The Dragon wasn't it?

There's more than one film with the dragon in, Norris wasn't in enter the dragon though.

NokkonWud · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:22

iCraig said:
Is it just me whos sick to death of all this Chuck Norris crap?

Just you. They make me laugh. Always and forever.

pyro · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:27

My girl wasn't amused. What does she know anyway.

The_Dark_Side · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:31

WWCND?

Mana · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:35

omfg, the legend speakeths. i am not worthy! :eek:

benjo plz. · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:42

The_Dark_Side said:
WWCND?

roundhouse tbh.

The_Dark_Side · 13 Mar 2006 at 00:47

Phnom_Penh said:
roundhouse tbh.

in true Victor Kiam style.....i was so impressed i bought the t shirt

<3 of them>

A2Z · 13 Mar 2006 at 01:43

classic

/loves the texas ranger series

INFECTION · 13 Mar 2006 at 01:54

chuck norris only masterbates over pictures of chuck norris

gord · 13 Mar 2006 at 02:04

<BIG GRIN>

So is gord allowed to talk about Chuck Norris again?....

INFECTION · 13 Mar 2006 at 02:12

yup i idolise him i will talk bout him with u

btw chuck norris is so hard he wears rattle snakes as condoms

also he can make a woman climax by looking at her and saying booya

Locrian · 13 Mar 2006 at 02:33

Does nobody else think he is rubbish in that video? He doesnt really get it at all and he is awful at reading.

SpicyDuck · 13 Mar 2006 at 02:35

Locrian said:
Does nobody else think he is rubbish in that video? He doesnt really get it at all and he is awful at reading.

Let's sit you in front of an audience of hundreds and a camera audience of millions, and read them.

Phil.

Yewen · 13 Mar 2006 at 03:45

Im surprised that no chuck norris jokes have been made about his reading here yet

DarkShadow · 13 Mar 2006 at 04:12

gord said:
<BIG GRIN>

So is gord allowed to talk about Chuck Norris again?....

Bwoiii . . . . You can roundhouse this thread all you want

Nix · 13 Mar 2006 at 04:28

Who'd win out of Chuck Norris and the O RLY owls? Both are strictly invincible and won't die.

Chuck Norris would just roundhose the owl to have "O RLY?" shouted back at him

DJammyRasta · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:24

Nix said:
Who'd win out of Chuck Norris and the O RLY owls? Both are strictly invincible and won't die.

Chuck Norris would just roundhose the owl to have "O RLY?" shouted back at him

rofl someone make this into a gif with the third pic being chuck norris sayin YA RLY!!

ps the amount of trolls in this forum is off the scale, why do people come into threads just to complain about the topic, didn't you mum ever teach you that if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything ?

Sutters · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:34

Thank for the link, that cracked me up.

DarkShadow · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:44

Nix said:
Who'd win out of Chuck Norris and the O RLY owls? Both are strictly invincible and won't die.

Chuck Norris would just roundhose the owl to have "O RLY?" shouted back at him

But what about the No Wai owls?

Please think of them too

iCraig · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:45

Couldn't any old fool make these "jokes" up?

E.g:

When Chuck Norris smiles, all the women in a 12 mile radius, orgasm.