Chuck Norris reads jokes about himself on TV

iCraig · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:46

Nix said:
Who'd win out of Chuck Norris and the O RLY owls? Both are strictly invincible and won't die.

You'll find the original white "ORLY" owl is dead.

Supercow · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:46

OvertoneBliss said:
Let's sit you in front of an audience of hundreds and a camera audience of millions, and read them.

Phil.

Yea, its not like his livelyhood depends on beeing able the do that in front of people

DarkShadow · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:48

Get your *T-shirts* everyone

Bellboy · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:53

"Chuck Norris has counted to a billion ... twice"

Raikiri · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:57

iCraig said:
Couldn't any old fool make these "jokes" up?

E.g:

When Chuck Norris smiles, all the women in a 12 mile radius, orgasm.

Would that make you an old fool?

iCraig · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:59

Bellboy said:
"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... twice"

Fixed.

Would that make you an old fool?

Aye, whippersnapper.

Davey_Pitch · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:09

I think this is done with now, it's just turning into another set of crap Chuck facts.