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What the hell is this?

How messed up must your circle of friends be that you feel the need to declare that you are comfy with the gender you are assigned? I'm not being funny here, but if you have a mate in your circle of friends who is a bit confused with things, that's easily dealt with, isn't it? "Ah, that's JimBobSarahSusan, (s)he's a bit confused" and that's that. Same thing with two people, "ah, that's JimBobSarahSusan and LucyBillMikeElaine, they're a bit of an odd pair but it works for them and they're happy so good luck to them".

Even three or four, you can simply say that they're a different bunch but that's all there is to it.

I must beg the question, to what extent must your circle of friends be confused for you to feel the need to stand up and declare yourself cisgender? I can imagine a circle of people all introducing themselves and suddenly someone gets fed up with all the confused people and just blurts out that he / she's cisgender.

Seriously.



Wat.
 
I assume it's for those people who have multiple friends of various gender identities and they need to assert they are cisgender.
 
"The term was created for referring to "non-transgender" people without alienating transgender people"

Apparently.
 
Redgie said:
"The term was created for referring to "non-transgender" people without alienating transgender people"

Apparently.
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I prefer Urban Dictionary's definition:

A derogatory term used by members of the trans community to refer to all the disgusting people in this world who don't hate their genitalia.
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And yes before anyone asks, I am bored as hell, have tons of work to do but just can't be bothered. Sue me :p
 
I identify myself as a cisnowflake*!

*coconut ********* being mixed race n' all:o:p
 
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What i dont understand is why it matters at all.

These SJWs are right that people can identify how they wish since it is only their business. Well, if that is the case, then there is no need to assign labels and tiptoe around, since it doesn't make a difference to me and the next guy. You can be a Indian bloke who identifies himself as a female aardvark, it would still make f all difference. The issue with all this stuff is not that people are intolerant, just that they dont care yet get a moral probing by SJWs who then look for an excuse to start a witch-hunt when their view doesn't completely align. Never at any point was there a dispute over who can identify with what but they like to probe until they find something that is neither here nor there to disagree with eg: alternative gender bathrooms for schools in the US. The reasons why bathrooms are different is because of different facilities and to separate men from women, not to protect anyone but so bathroom goers feel comfortable. It is not about what you identify with or sexuality, as thats all a personal thing, it is to accommodate everyone else in there and their comfort. As with any shared facility, you must use it to accommodate others, as should everyone else.
 
I feel as much need to declare myself cisgender as I do declaring myself an atheist. Personally I put pancake on the form every time.
 
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a small boy I've dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and that I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotor blades, a 30mm chain-gun and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding. :)
 
Malevolence said:
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a small boy I've dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and that I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotor blades, a 30mm chain-gun and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding. :)
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Diddums said:
What the hell is this?

How messed up must your circle of friends be that you feel the need to declare that you are comfy with the gender you are assigned? I'm not being funny here, but if you have a mate in your circle of friends who is a bit confused with things, that's easily dealt with, isn't it? "Ah, that's JimBobSarahSusan, (s)he's a bit confused" and that's that. Same thing with two people, "ah, that's JimBobSarahSusan and LucyBillMikeElaine, they're a bit of an odd pair but it works for them and they're happy so good luck to them".

Even three or four, you can simply say that they're a different bunch but that's all there is to it.

I must beg the question, to what extent must your circle of friends be confused for you to feel the need to stand up and declare yourself cisgender? I can imagine a circle of people all introducing themselves and suddenly someone gets fed up with all the confused people and just blurts out that he / she's cisgender.

Seriously.



Wat.
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I'm curious about how messed up your circle of friends would have to be for you to have all formally declare what you actually are/think you are/want to be in the first place! Unless you're trying to set up the mother of all orgies and calculating compatibility tables*, then does it really matter?

* I'm sure this could be the backstory for one of those brainteasers a bit like the river crossing puzzle
 
I do hope you are all signed up to your PGP (Personal Gender Pronoun) training.

No longer is it acceptable to introduce yourself as "Hi, Im Bar from Edinburgh" its now "Hi, Im Bar from Edinburgh and I identify as Mr / Him / He / Oi Bawbag"

Anything else is highly discriminatory.
 
Bar said:
I do hope you are all signed up to your PGP (Personal Gender Pronoun) training.

No longer is it acceptable to introduce yourself as "Hi, Im Bar from Edinburgh" its now "Hi, Im Bar from Edinburgh and I identify as Mr / Him / He / Oi Bawbag"

Anything else is highly discriminatory.
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Hi I'm Dicey from ye old England and I identify as an Apache attack helicopter so please refrain from talking about any aircraft other than what I deem to not hurt my feewings in my safe space with my iphone in starbucks otherwise my aerodynamic attack nature may kick in.

That ok ? :p
 
It's not different from labelling yourself as heterosexual. Probably unnecessary in most situations but the need could arise.
 
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