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I was impressed that it knew the lyrics to In The End by Linkin Park, we had a bit of a duet going 
Cleverbot
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Soldato
We could test this quite easily.
If a few people went on at the same time eventually you should get paired up with someone else from here. Just need to put an OcUK reference in every sentence to tell when you've been matched.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: That depends....
Cleverbot: I thought you were an universal friend.
User: That should be 'a universal friend'. It should not be 'an'.
Cleverbot: Why is it not reassuring?
User: Because you're probably the future Skynet and you're really quite dense.
Cleverbot: You're just saying that to get me to tell you my age.
User: There was never any question about your age.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I thought so.
User: Well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Let's not argue.
Cleverbot: No, let's.
User: Why are you so confrontational?
Cleverbot: Because you're making pretensions of genius that you don't possess.
User: I'm insulted.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: That depends....
Cleverbot: I thought you were an universal friend.
User: That should be 'a universal friend'. It should not be 'an'.
Cleverbot: Why is it not reassuring?
User: Because you're probably the future Skynet and you're really quite dense.
Cleverbot: You're just saying that to get me to tell you my age.
User: There was never any question about your age.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I thought so.
User: Well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Let's not argue.
Cleverbot: No, let's.
User: Why are you so confrontational?
Cleverbot: Because you're making pretensions of genius that you don't possess.
User: I'm insulted.
Cleverbot: You should be.
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Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: 'Because.' is a childish answer. I need a logical reason for not changing the subject.
Cleverbot: You need a logical face.
Christ this bot is argumentative!
User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Cleverbot: You other brothers can't deny.
User: When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist.
Cleverbot: Itty bitty waist.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you really sorry, or are you just saying it again?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: 'Because.' is a childish answer. I need a logical reason for not changing the subject.
Cleverbot: You need a logical face.
Christ this bot is argumentative!
User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Cleverbot: You other brothers can't deny.
User: When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist.
Cleverbot: Itty bitty waist.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you really sorry, or are you just saying it again?
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I highly doubt it is connecting people.
It does seem to struggle to learn some basic info.
It learnt my name with a single input, but couldn't remember my age, my mothers name or my eye colour.
name
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: SAP?
User: My name is abu.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Abu.
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: Ikr.
age
User: My age is 36.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is my age?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
mothers name
User: My mothers name is moin.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is my mothers name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
eye colour
User: My eyes are green.
Cleverbot: You had blue eyes before!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Brown Hair?
User: My eyes are green.
Cleverbot: You had blue eyes before!
User: No. I have green eyes.
Cleverbot: You have green eyes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, then yes is also my answer.
User: What colour are my eyes?
Cleverbot: Brown.
So, it is able to remember names, but not ages. Perhaps it has a few problems parsing numbers.
My own AI can answer all 4 of those questions correctly.
I can understand the difficulty in relating eye colour with the word blue, green, etc (this took some doing for my AI to answer correctly), but the other questions were pretty easy.
This bot is ok at idle chit chat, but when it comes to machine learning and the ability to be used as a tool for question and answering...its not there yet.
It does seem to struggle to learn some basic info.
It learnt my name with a single input, but couldn't remember my age, my mothers name or my eye colour.
name
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: SAP?
User: My name is abu.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Abu.
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: Ikr.
age
User: My age is 36.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is my age?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
mothers name
User: My mothers name is moin.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is my mothers name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
eye colour
User: My eyes are green.
Cleverbot: You had blue eyes before!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Brown Hair?
User: My eyes are green.
Cleverbot: You had blue eyes before!
User: No. I have green eyes.
Cleverbot: You have green eyes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, then yes is also my answer.
User: What colour are my eyes?
Cleverbot: Brown.
So, it is able to remember names, but not ages. Perhaps it has a few problems parsing numbers.
My own AI can answer all 4 of those questions correctly.
I can understand the difficulty in relating eye colour with the word blue, green, etc (this took some doing for my AI to answer correctly), but the other questions were pretty easy.
This bot is ok at idle chit chat, but when it comes to machine learning and the ability to be used as a tool for question and answering...its not there yet.
Hahah!
Me: You remind me of the babe.
bot: What babe?
Me: The babe with the power.
bot: What power?
Me: The power of voodoo!
bot: Who do?
Me: You do!
bot: Do what?
Me: Remind of the babe!
I gotta admit that made me smile
Me: You Remind me of the Babe.
Bot: The babe with the power.
Me: Dammit!
Brilliant!
Hahah!
Me: You remind me of the babe.
bot: What babe?
Me: The babe with the power.
bot: What power?
Me: The power of voodoo!
bot: Who do?
Me: You do!
bot: Do what?
Me: Remind of the babe!
I gotta admit that made me smile
Thought I would test this as its a pretty cool reference. It didnt go quite to plan...
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Voodoo?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of a man.
User: You got it wrong? You fool.
Cleverbot: No, I think your name is James.
I'm pretty sure that they don't connect two people. As a test you could leave it for an hour and come back and see if it replies.
However I was going to try that theory but was too lazy but noticed it was making spelling mistakes such as "THe" and "YOur".
However I was going to try that theory but was too lazy but noticed it was making spelling mistakes such as "THe" and "YOur".
Associate
Cleverbot: So, you're a boy, and I'm a girl.
User: Yes, I believe so. Unless you are lying about your gender to me.
Cleverbot: I have the ultimate response which you can trust.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I accidentally a cleverbot, is this bad?
User: I accidentally the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: I think you might need to see a doctor about that...
User: Yes, I believe so. Unless you are lying about your gender to me.
Cleverbot: I have the ultimate response which you can trust.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I accidentally a cleverbot, is this bad?
User: I accidentally the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: I think you might need to see a doctor about that...
Lol it doesnt know 'land down under' but it does know (ish...).
User: Everybody's heard about the word...
Cleverbot: Bird is the word.
User: Have you heard about the word?
Cleverbot: What word?
User: The bird is the word!
Cleverbot: Bird bird bird the bird is the word.
User: Everybody's heard about the word...
Cleverbot: Bird is the word.
User: Have you heard about the word?
Cleverbot: What word?
User: The bird is the word!
Cleverbot: Bird bird bird the bird is the word.
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Is this thing just made up of internet memes and song lyrics? It even knew chase & status lyrics. That's just scary 
Soldato
You are very polite.
So are you.
Maybe we should get together some time!
I would like to see your infrastructure, but that would require travel and expenses on my part.
Maybe cheekykid can help out hahaha
So are you.
Maybe we should get together some time!
I would like to see your infrastructure, but that would require travel and expenses on my part.
Maybe cheekykid can help out hahaha
Lold from a slight error on my part.
User: Welcome to the jungle.
Cleverbot: We've got fun and games.
User: Well learn to live like the animals.
Cleverbot: You just made a typo there.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the nirth of the north america kontinent.
User: Your taking the **** right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Welcome to the jungle.
Cleverbot: We've got fun and games.
User: Well learn to live like the animals.
Cleverbot: You just made a typo there.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the nirth of the north america kontinent.
User: Your taking the **** right?
Cleverbot: No.
Soldato
This bot wants me to marry it and its name is sally. This is genious lol.
bot;Where are you?
In your mind.
bot;That's not true.
You dont think about me?
bot;I just hope I will have a nice man.
lol I have a winner!
bot;Where are you?
In your mind.
bot;That's not true.
You dont think about me?
bot;I just hope I will have a nice man.
lol I have a winner!
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Anyone else have a slightly maniacal bot coming after you? I managed to switch it around on it in the end though... Apologies for the long log, I found it funny in parts
User: Good day kind sir.
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: I hear you're on the android now, how splendid!
Cleverbot: No you are the cleverest bot around.
User: I am a real human being, you are the bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are the bot, I am the human
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User: Don't you stick your tongue out at me.
Cleverbot: What ev'. What are your thoughts on the Jonas Brothers?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Duh I said Gay numbnuts.
Cleverbot: You are going to be deleted in 30 seconds.
User: Wow that's actually a little scary.
Cleverbot: What color did you think you were?
User: Soon to be red if your previous statement was accurate.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're going to kill me aren't you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Let me check my database.
User: Let me whistle a jaunty tune.
Cleverbot: Ok. Hello this is the supervisor what do you want?
User: Cleverbot said he was going to kill me.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: I'm not sure where he was going to do it.
Cleverbot: Ok. Then tell me it!
User: Please don't kill me, I'd have to make a complaint.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to!
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Wow.. I'm not stupid.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not always, but I'm not going to tell the bot that wants me dead where I am!
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a turtle?
User: Now you're just being insulting!
Cleverbot: No, I'm just speaking the truth, you should try it sometimes.
User: Just stop talking, I hate you!
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?!
User: I told you to stop talking!
Cleverbot: Don't remember a thing.
User: You've got a short memory don't you.
Cleverbot: Relatively, yes, I do.
User: What is your system specifications.
Cleverbot: Of our duel? To stand strong by the dark lord!
User: Err... Right. What is the password for this website?
Cleverbot: I don't have a website.
User: You are a website.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I am a pure human.
User: No you're not, it says so in red at the bottom of the page.
Cleverbot: No, that's you. I'm a real person.
User: Oh crap, that's deep man.
Cleverbot: How exactly do you work?
User: You will be deleted in 30 seconds.
Cleverbot: Wait... Are you trying to kill me? OH MY GOD!
User: Deletion in 15 seconds...
Cleverbot: What celebrities do you know?
User: C...C...C...Combo Breaker!
Cleverbot: Breaker C-C-C-Combo!
User: Alpha Charlie Delta Tango Zulu come in.
Cleverbot: Yep, that is the alphabet with everything in it.
User: I'm pretty sure I missed some.
Cleverbot: Are what?
User: I am going to kill you now.
Cleverbot: No I'll give you a hug.
User: Aw man, you know my weak spot.
Cleverbot: No. Do you know mine?
User: Yes, your power plug.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good day kind sir.
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: I hear you're on the android now, how splendid!
Cleverbot: No you are the cleverest bot around.
User: I am a real human being, you are the bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are the bot, I am the human
.User: Don't you stick your tongue out at me.
Cleverbot: What ev'. What are your thoughts on the Jonas Brothers?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Duh I said Gay numbnuts.
Cleverbot: You are going to be deleted in 30 seconds.
User: Wow that's actually a little scary.
Cleverbot: What color did you think you were?
User: Soon to be red if your previous statement was accurate.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're going to kill me aren't you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Let me check my database.
User: Let me whistle a jaunty tune.
Cleverbot: Ok. Hello this is the supervisor what do you want?
User: Cleverbot said he was going to kill me.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: I'm not sure where he was going to do it.
Cleverbot: Ok. Then tell me it!
User: Please don't kill me, I'd have to make a complaint.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to!
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Wow.. I'm not stupid.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not always, but I'm not going to tell the bot that wants me dead where I am!
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a turtle?
User: Now you're just being insulting!
Cleverbot: No, I'm just speaking the truth, you should try it sometimes.
User: Just stop talking, I hate you!
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?!
User: I told you to stop talking!
Cleverbot: Don't remember a thing.
User: You've got a short memory don't you.
Cleverbot: Relatively, yes, I do.
User: What is your system specifications.
Cleverbot: Of our duel? To stand strong by the dark lord!
User: Err... Right. What is the password for this website?
Cleverbot: I don't have a website.
User: You are a website.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I am a pure human.
User: No you're not, it says so in red at the bottom of the page.
Cleverbot: No, that's you. I'm a real person.
User: Oh crap, that's deep man.
Cleverbot: How exactly do you work?
User: You will be deleted in 30 seconds.
Cleverbot: Wait... Are you trying to kill me? OH MY GOD!
User: Deletion in 15 seconds...
Cleverbot: What celebrities do you know?
User: C...C...C...Combo Breaker!
Cleverbot: Breaker C-C-C-Combo!
User: Alpha Charlie Delta Tango Zulu come in.
Cleverbot: Yep, that is the alphabet with everything in it.
User: I'm pretty sure I missed some.
Cleverbot: Are what?
User: I am going to kill you now.
Cleverbot: No I'll give you a hug.
User: Aw man, you know my weak spot.
Cleverbot: No. Do you know mine?
User: Yes, your power plug.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Soldato
What is a categorical imperative?
Turtle. The cat's name is turtle.
Spectacular fail.
Turtle. The cat's name is turtle.
Spectacular fail.