College

You'll be grand, first round in college I was the youngest in the class having finished school at 17, all the others were 19+. Second time I was 20 with all the others only 17 or 18. Both times there were a handful of mature students in the class as well.

Just be who you are and if peopole don't accept you for this then it's their loss.

(edit: I fail at reading the op, thought you were going into university not college...)
 
You'll be grand, first round in college I was the youngest in the class having finished school at 17, all the others were 19+. Second time I was 20 with all the others only 17 or 18. Both times there were a handful of mature students in the class as well.

Just be who you are and if peopole don't accept you for this then it's their loss.

Hahaha aww yeah thats true they arn't worth my time if they can't accept me. I hope there will be other mature students its a large college
 
You could always befriend them by being 'big sister'. When I was in college there was a guy who was older than all of us, and we all looked up to him.

No intellectually, just literally, as he was quite tall. But in many ways he was our benchmark and our sounding board about life.

You'll probably find that many of these young girls are pregnant and leave their prams in the corridor before entering class. You may wish to counsel them on how to keep their hands on their ha'penny in future. Bound to make you popular.
 
Never be ashamed of trying to increase your qualifications, but to be honest on my course I was the youngest guy there @ 23 (lol) But I didn't have any problems having a laugh with the older guys who were 35+, it's not school anymore, people there want to learn, so just chill out and be social :p
 
What are you planning to study?

Archaeology, Classical Civilisation and Biology A Levels (all 2 year courses)
You could always befriend them by being 'big sister'. When I was in college there was a guy who was older than all of us, and we all looked up to him.

No intellectually, just literally, as he was quite tall. But in many ways he was our benchmark and our sounding board about life.

You'll probably find that many of these young girls are pregnant and leave their prams in the corridor before entering class. You may wish to counsel them on how to keep their hands on their ha'penny in future. Bound to make you popular.

LMFAO their pimps would beat me up
 
Just dress in skinny jeans, talk a like you're 12 years old, enjoy really awful music, start paying attention to boys / girls that could be either, start drinking cider, start smoking, but not actually smoking, more lighting it and holding it.

Start drawing pictures of stars, say that you think the words "epic" and "owned" are cool, but pretend you don't know where they come from.

You'll fit right in, grow a long fringe, wear make up so your face is another shade to your arms, (paler) and generally look like a dumpster ****.
 
remember to pose for pictures at arms length.
remember to wear tops that are all children's tops.
remember to wear big trainers, that probably hurt your feet.
remember that men that look like men, are unattractive, and only men that look like girls are attractive.
remember to write xoxox after everything and <3 and :L
remember Pete smackhead Doherty is a good role model
remember that Kate crackwhore Moss is a good role model
 
These are all epic answers :p

OH GOD SKINNY JEANS I have two pairs already haha but I am a girl remember

Emos...I feel violence towards them. I fear this may not work. Lucky home isnt to far away

I say epic a lot anyways. I'm just sad like that

If I was any paler I'd be see through :p

I'll just stay in the library
 
Who doesn't, However I find if you enact violence upon them you're just giving them what they want, so I instead prefer baiting them!

I fear if I say anything intelligent to them it will go over their heads and my witty remark will be lost.

May just stick to 'your mam'
 
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