Colonic Irrigation

YouBunt2 · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:44

why would you want anything up your bum? do you have a secret you are hiding??

Participant · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:47

Obvious troll is obvious.

z0mbi3 · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:51

bledd. said:
go the extra mile, just get it removed

http://bleddyn.co.uk/

I think if you had a colonic the water might come out through your nose or something!

Prophet · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:53

Save some money and wait till you need a ****. A Colonic Irrigation just removes the crap you'll **** out next time you go for a dump.

z0mbi3 · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:56

Orange Peel said:
Save some money and wait till you need a ****. A Colonic Irrigation just removes the crap you'll **** out next time you go for a dump.

There's some benefit if you're really packed up or have a really crappy diet. One of those health programs had an obese lady on there who had it done, they got out a piece of pepper that had started fermenting inside her :eek:

Sindri · 22 Sep 2009 at 15:56

Red and White said:
my mate has had it done. no idea why. in fact hes not my mate anymore

anyway he said they pumped what he thought was coffee up his jacksie until no more coffee would go in. he then had to sit on the toilet and have an non voluntary anal evacuation. then water was pumped up and out and with it came pieces of food he'd eaten 20 years ago, pieces from the board game operation, chewing gum, monopoly hotels etc

i might go out and book myself a session... lmao

oli collett · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:07

z0mbi3 said:
There's some benefit if you're really packed up or have a really crappy diet.

I take it you have a link to some medical journals demonstrating the benefit?

Sharlaw · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:08

I just can't understand why someone would do such a thing to themselves...

Stretch · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:18

shauncr91 said:
Just get a length of hosepipe for a fiver from B&Q?

Yeah, just don't use the hot tap :eek:

I get around · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:18

I'd have it done if it was free, i take a dump, then it feels like it's not all out, 5 minutes later i'm back on the toilet.
I usually take about 3-4 dumps a day, maybe my colon could do with a cleaning.

It's like having your ears syringed, you can hear clearer after that.
Except you're having a bit of hose shoved up your pooper, who cares, you're not doing it for sexual gratification.

Skiddley · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:20

I'd have it done.

MikeHunt79 · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:21

monopoly hotels? :eek:

z0mbi3 · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:28

oli collett said:
I take it you have a link to some medical journals demonstrating the benefit?

No but you don't have to be a doctor to know that if you're really backed/packed up then the benefit is no longer being backed/packed up, whether or not that's medically beneficial or not I don't know. Now I'm no Doctor but I would hazard a guess that a fermenting pepper is better out of your poop shoot than inside it.

oli collett · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:36

z0mbi3 said:
No but you don't have to be a doctor to know that if you're really backed/packed up then the benefit is no longer being backed/packed up, whether or not that's medically beneficial or not I don't know. Now I'm no Doctor but I would hazard a guess that a fermenting pepper is better out of your poop shoot than inside it.

What was this medical show with the pepper in question?

Just that it sounds like a Gillian McKeith production.

Prophet · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:37

z0mbi3 said:
No but you don't have to be a doctor to know that if you're really backed/packed up then the benefit is no longer being backed/packed up, whether or not that's medically beneficial or not I don't know. Now I'm no Doctor but I would hazard a guess that a fermenting pepper is better out of your poop shoot than inside it.

I watched another program that disproved the medical advantages to it. In essance it clean out what will come out naturally.

Sharlaw · 22 Sep 2009 at 16:39

I'd have a vindaloo the night before just to make the most of it tbh, and ask for iced water

markweatherill · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:16

I get around said:
It's like having your ears syringed, you can hear clearer after that.
Except you're having a bit of hose shoved up your pooper, who cares, you're not doing it for sexual gratification.

Well.... OP did not actually say why they wanted to have it done.

I get around · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:30

markweatherill said:
Well.... OP did not actually say why they wanted to have it done.

I'm wondering if they'd let you bash one out while doing it if you slipped them a few bob now.

alexthecheese · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:44

I think we should all chip in some money to whoever is willing to do it, and see if they feel any better for it.

Bagsy not me.

Mr Jack · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:52

There is absolutely no evidence supporting any benefit from colonic irrigation. Whilst it can have unpleasant side effects.

Don't do it.