Coming home to an empty nest..

cleanbluesky said:
But a collar and bell on your cat, makes stealth-mode harder

no thats cruel because it will get a beating from the other neighbourhood cats

there are some big nasty cats on my road, the one next door is hugely obese
 
Could be worse, while out on a walk, one of our dogs found a several day old dead cat and decided to roll in it. I don't think I recall anything smelling so foul. At least cats aren't disgusting...
 
neocon said:
Just looked out the patio window to see the cat coming up the garden with something in its mouth. Turns out she had caught 3 new born baby birds, must have been hours old. I put the cat in the garage and buried the chicks alive down the garden. Nothing else I could have done really. The cat is a total nightmare.
Yup, can't stand cats for this very reason.

Ours likes to hunt and kill birds yet still expects me to feed its stupid ***.

After the last lot, I basically kicked its *** and told it if it wanted to hunt then it could hunt to live.

It failed miserably, and after two days of starvation I finally gave in and fed it.

I bloody hate cats. :mad:
 
1 cat
1 brick
1 bag
1 river

add the cat and the brick into the bag, tightly tie the top of the back up.
find nearest river. throw bag with strong arm (feel free to swing it around a few times to get the motion going for a big throw) into the river.
let the bag soak, it will soon sink, this is not a bad thing.

walk away happy in the knowledge that your bird saving days have started.
 
You sick ****. At least have the bloody decency to wring their necks or finish them off. Bitten by a cat only to be suffocated under the earth in a slow and painful death. If i knew where you lived i'd report you to the RSPB.
 
Yeah, bit of a heartless thing to do. And your cat would get a beating from the other cats for wearing a bell? What are you on about?
 
can i ask how do you humanly kill a wounded animal. Was mowing the lawn yesterday and hit a frog :eek:

Knock off 2 of its legs but it was still alive, i put it a cup of water as i assumed it would drown pretty quick. Went straight to the bottom and stayed there so i think it worked.

Annoying thing is i went on the lookout for frogs before i started and sent 3 next door, also he was on the very last bit of grass i mowed :(
 
ElRazur said:
Why do people get worked up over animals?....Lol at this western mentality. Dont mind me (or try to flame me) am only thinking out loud. :p
Ok so lets say you broke your leg or your arm, or someones dog attacked you, would you expect to then be buried under the ground?
 
Sone said:
can i ask how do you humanly kill a wounded animal. Was mowing the lawn yesterday and hit a frog :eek:

Knock off 2 of its legs but it was still alive, i put it a cup of water as i assumed it would drown pretty quick. Went straight to the bottom and stayed there so i think it worked.

Annoying thing is i went on the lookout for frogs before i started and sent 3 next door, also he was on the very last bit of grass i mowed :(


massive trauma to the head is the easiest, just step on it or use a shovel, hammer, stick ect.
 
elfy said:
a sick and disturbing act by a depraved mind, the sort of person who comes on ocuk really

Loads of that type on ocuk, however i think, well i hope, the majority are just trying to act cool by saying what they say.
 
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