**COMPETITION** Do you want to be a goat?

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a goat in the front seat. "What are you doing with that goat?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the goat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that goat to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
 
What do you call a goat with a beard?
A Goatee!



Haha, how funny is that?.


It's not. Just give me the game.





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Theeeere we go :D.
 
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Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.
Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Ach Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Do they 'eck..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But one goat... "
 
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Just some goat pictures to keep everyone amused.

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And I'll leave you with this..

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I live in the feild just north of the big Tesco in Newcastle. My name is Goat. I'm 10 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll eat some grass whilst walking around the field. I can walk for 1000 miles now. After eat the grass I find some deep roots to munch on. In the stream I eat some water based plants, then this honey tasting plant I don't know the name of, before eating some grass again. Then I find the brightest flower in the field and eat slowly for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always green grass rather than yellow grass, because yellow grass dries your face out and makes you look older. Then bramble, then I followed by my daily check to see if the gate to the field has been left open - it never has.
 
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Strange concept, but whatever floats your goat.

So, if a goat's misbehaving, do you just look him square in the eye and tell him he's been baaad?
 
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