COMPETITION Do you want to be a goat?

Xcept1 · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:21

I can't believe no one has posted this absolute classic! Ladies and gentlemen I give you....

Ladder Goat

Also this lovely lady...

Reminds me of another thing. When I was in the army I used to do a goat impression. This involved pulling my trousers down, tucking my bits between my legs then bending over, turning around and charging at people bum first...all while bleating. Good times.

benneh · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:21

Even more..

You can tell I do actually like screaming goats.

fiveub · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:24

5UB said:
HERE IS A CHANCE TO INSTAWIN!

POST A PHOTO OF YOURSELF ON ALL FOURS PRETENDING TO BE A GOAT, WITH A LOAF OF BREAD IN THE PHOTO! First one to do this wins a code instantly! (No Photoshops, it has to be a genuine photo of you!)

In case someone missed it.

BuffetSlayer · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:25

So there was a redneck having PC issues.

He called the helpline and they said he needed to put some more RAM in his system.

Still wondering how more RAM was going to help, but knowing absolutely nothing about computers he pulled on his boots, put on his coat then went outside and picked up his goat.........

Needless to say, he didnt manage to fix his PC that day!

Atlas23 · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:26

5UB said:
In case someone missed it.

I think the price of most people's dignity is a little higher than a code for Goat Sim

Judgeneo · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:28

Blazin23 said:
I think the price of most people's dignity is a little higher than a code for Goat Sim

Or they have been banned

Bawheidbob · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:28

Come on Willow you can do it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...1/Willow-a-clip-of-the-morphing-sequence.html

Admittedly i just went and got the loaf of bread but being on all fours and taking pictures is not easy.

BuffetSlayer · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:32

What is the difference between a Welsh sheep and a Welsh goat?

The goats like it gruff!!

t31os · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:32

If only...

And just for lols ..

bJN · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:33

I had a goat once...

Baaaa, who am I kidding?

zyzzyzus · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:34

Nix said:
Strange concept, but whatever floats your goat.

You mean 'goats your goat'.

Or would that come under goat pr0n?

Raikiri · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:35

Edit: Beaten

Xcept1 · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:36

Delete - Hit quote instead of edit!

zyzzyzus · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:38

3 goats walk into a bar. Barman says "get out, we don't allow goats in here unless they are guide goats".

llamadal · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:47

Skidder said:
I refer you to my earlier version of the same poor joke.

when I posted the thread had 3 posts, over 2 minutes a load more came through.

I kid you not, wether you believe me or not, I do not follow the flock or any such buckling

deshepherd · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:47

Of course you want to be a goat!!! We have always had that thought in the back of our minds, wondering what we could do if we were a goat.

Sounds like a troll to me!

fiveub · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:48

Blazin23 said:
I think the price of most people's dignity is a little higher than a code for Goat Sim

Pffff!

bJN · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:51

Xcept1 said:
*snip*
Reminds me of another thing. When I was in the army I used to do a goat impression. This involved pulling my trousers down, tucking my bits between my legs then bending over, turning around and charging at people bum first...all while bleating. Good times.

Baaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahha!

Efour · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:51

omg it was big

Thats what she said.

anyone posted ******??

Family friendly 5UB ?

edit lol filter says no - famous goat related URL of a bum.

seabiscuit · 28 Mar 2014 at 10:52

No bread, but is this close enough...

MrsS and friends at Munich zoo on our honeymoon.

**COMPETITION** Do you want to be a goat?

COMPETITION Do you want to be a goat?