Competition time: Write a sarcastic note

Prompted by urine splashes on the seat either by the fat-necked ex builders working at Barratt or the ratcatchers working at Rentokill I call for any last minute entries as the time has nearly come for the posting of the sarcastic note...

In the meantime I will sit here with turtle's head.
 
excaliborg said:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seaty?
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(and to avoid embarressment to yourself and others, please wipe floors walls and your glasses ;))
 
Had enough today and decided to take this up the mature way with the management. I know, unlike me to be mature about anything...

Jonny69 said:
Hi boss

I uncomfortably feel the need to make a complaint about the men's toilets as today it is particularly unpleasant.
  • The middle toilet is blocked as it has been since last week
  • There are stains up the walls in the cubicles and urinals which do not get cleaned off
  • There is regularly urine all over the seats and on the floor which makes the room smell unpleasant
  • There are (almost unbelievably) what look like nose pickings wiped on the walls of one cubicle which are increasing
  • There are regularly no hand towels and/or they are all over the floor where people can't be bothered to pick them up when they drop them
  • Ventilation is completely inadequate when the weather is hot
The above problems seem to have been getting worse, I don't know if it is as a result of the numbers in the building increasing or if the cleaners have changed but it's not a very nice place to have to use. Perhaps you can bring it to the attention of the management company or find out if anyone else feels the same way. I'm sure it can't just be me who has noticed.

Thanks

Jonny69
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