Cooking with Geeza: Boiled microwave chicken hash!

sorry to jump on the band wagon but, O M G, I now know why some people live like this, they are completely oblivious to the conditions, they must be, no sane person would make a cookery thread with photos of terribly dirty conditions like that unless they are completely blind to it, I do kind of feel sorry for the original poster though as I'm sure he's heart was in the right place.
 
geeza said:
It builds up your immune system!

No really, i have a mate who cleans everything after use. He's ill most of the time and takes that much stuff to counter the illness its stupid. I get a bit of a cold after a heavy weekend but thats about it. (touches wood)

The rest of the house is quite clean. The cooker is worst, before a greek guy moved in for a few days it hadnt been cleaned for over 4 years! He attempted but gave in. Even im discusted with the state of it, but now it just wont clean. New piece of foil in the tray and its good to go
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Hes getting sick because he has to touch all the grose and slimmy things he cleaning!

Its not because he has a weak immune system:p
 
I'd rather starve than eat that!

Not only is your microwave harboring a new form of life, but you hob looks like it has just done battle with the Borg!
 
Other than the state of your kitchen and cooking appliances, I'm afraid that really doesn't appeal to me at all. Microwaves are good for re-heating and that's it in my opinion - actually doing potatoes and veggies is quite handy with a microwave too - but anything else microwaves = fail.

I can understand that a lot of people don't know how to cook - but seriously it's not that hard to learn, or at least attempt. No wonder this country's health is going down the pan - less and less people know how to make decent food anymore :/
 
Bloody hell, as you said the cooker and mircowave is minging but from the pics those stains will come out with a steam cleaner, they are like £20.

You cant blame it on a greek guy and tbh I would never live in such a grotty place without doing abit of a deep clean and DIY.

Geeza apply to go on Come dine with me thats on CH4 that would be comedy gold to watch.

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:D
 
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I wouldn't feed that crap to a dog! Seriously, the guy who said the chicken looked like rotting corpse flesh was spot on.

Thank you for the thread anyway, I always thought I was a bit messy and too lazy to clean up very often, but seeing this has made me realise just how clean and tidy I actually am :D
 
Microwaved chicken breast - yummy. 5* thread.#

The perfect meal?

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Edit: 999 posts, ironically probably the number you'd have to phone after eating the above...
 
Well, those pics have made that feeling go away, what was it? Oh yeah! Hunger! :eek:

Rest in peace after breathing the inside of that microwave dude :)
 
I've just noticed this "recipe" also uses Dill, an amusingly inappropriate herb which has enhanced my enjoyment of this thread.
 
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