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jimbob27 said:
If you were a man you would have gone gotten your hair cut by a greek bloke called stavros........ and stavros doesn't tell crap stories like that.
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I used to get my hair cut by a bloke called Fabio, and it was always good. Just moan about women and discuss the economy. None of this celebrity chat.

Now I get my hair cut by a woman and it's always too energetic and chatty for me. *sigh*
 
I heard this story before but with Frank Lampard in place of David Beckham and some Irish castle in place of Alton Towers.

OP should litigate.
 
Last time I got my hairdresser, I was invited to be a presenter on a podcast as I "seemed to sound convincing about the **** I spoke".
Don't'cha know.
 
Surprised the other hairdresser story hasn't been mentioned:

You ought to see what happened to me last week. I was getting ready to pack up when there was a knocking on the door but I said 'I am closing'. He kept knocking and saying please so I let him in. He just wanted a trim so I put a towel over him and got on with it. About 1 minute into cutting his hair he started to **** himself under the blanket so I knocked him out with a heavy hairdryer and called the Police. When they arrived they removed the towel and he had been cleaning his glasses with a cloth.
 
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Biohazard said:
You took a whole few hours to do that?

Jesus you need a thread of fail for yourself..
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Eh? Why do you think it took a whole 'few hours'? If you'd been vigilant you'd have seen the meme generator logo at the bottom and realised there might be a website that let's you do them in a few seconds.

Who's that thread of fail for again :rolleyes:
 
I think this story is true. I was at Alton Towers only two weeks ago and needed a wee. David Beckham himself appeared and offered the aftershave toilet attendant £20 to lock the door and disappear for 15 minutes. With me still in there! I can't say any more as I'm in negotiations with various Sunday papers, and I need the money to buy a new inflatable doughnut.
 
JayMax said:
I think this story is true. I was at Alton Towers only two weeks ago and needed a wee. David Beckham himself appeared and offered the aftershave toilet attendant £20 to lock the door and disappear for 15 minutes. With me still in there! I can't say any more as I'm in negotiations with various Sunday papers, and I need the money to buy a new inflatable doughnut.
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You wrestled over an inflatable doughnut with David Beckham for 15 minutes?

Did he say anything, out of interest?
 
Actually, to bring a little bit of truth into this, Alton Towers is sometimes hired out by individuals with lots of money.
Usually it is by somebody like Richard Branson who is treating his workers but he could just walk around on his own.
 
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