Corrupt-a-Wish!

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:40

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but now it's glued to the lid and you have a live web cam pointing at you, for the world to see you.

I wish I was at Tammy's house....

Granted,but shes at your house! (haha owned

)

I wish i had coke instead of pepsi

mctiny · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:42

Andr3w said:
Granted,but shes at your house! (haha owned )

I wish i had coke instead of pepsi

granted but you now need the loo, but it doesn't flush, meaning you have to don some marigolds

I wish I had a device to transmitt my thoughts direct to video or text.

BillytheImpaler · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:43

Andr3w said:
I wish i had coke instead of pepsi

Granted but you overdose by freebasing too much of it and your heart stops.

EDIT: Beaten

SourChipmunk · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:55

mctiny said:
I wish I had a device to transmitt my thoughts direct to video or text.

Granted, but now the world is privy to your innermost thoughts and people are now looking for you. :eek:

I wish this conference call would end.

Kell_ee001 · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:56

Raist said:
I wish this conference call would end.

Granted, but you get stuck on a second one immediately.

I wish I had my camera with me.

mctiny · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:58

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but you get stuck on a second one immediately.

I wish I had my camera with me.

GRanted but you are now forced to post pics in here and rogues gallery

I wish Iwasn't addicted to OCUK

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 22:15

mctiny said:
GRanted but you are now forced to post pics in here and rogues gallery

I wish Iwasn't addicted to OCUK

Granted...but your addicted to male porn instead :eek:

I wish big brother still has shabaz in the house

Priapus · 9 Aug 2006 at 22:21

Andr3w said:
I wish big brother still has shabaz in the house

Granted, but your T.V is now broken.

I wish I wasn't so damn cold!

Eliot · 9 Aug 2006 at 22:23

Granted 1 way ticket to the sun
I wish i had a ferrari

BoomAM · 9 Aug 2006 at 22:28

Eliot said:
Granted 1 way ticket to the sun
I wish i had a ferrari

But its not a real ferrari, its a toy one.

I wish this week would end.

Kell_ee001 · 9 Aug 2006 at 22:48

BoomAM said:
I wish this week would end.

Granted but it's already Monday morning.

I wish I didn't need to go shopping tomorrow.

Sepheh · 17 Aug 2006 at 14:46

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but it's already Monday morning.

I wish I didn't need to go shopping tomorrow.

Granted but by some freak coincidence all your possessions disappear and you are now sitting in an empty room, with nothing... also its a Sunday, and all the shops have just closed! Even worse, its now the 22nd of December, where you wont be shopping tomorrow, wont be able to shop on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!

I wish I wasnt such an ***hole!

Andr3w · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:02

Sepheh said:
Granted but by some freak coincidence all your possessions disappear and you are now sitting in an empty room, with nothing... also its a Sunday, and all the shops have just closed! Even worse, its now the 22nd of December, where you wont be shopping tomorrow, wont be able to shop on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!

I wish I wasnt such an ***hole!

Granted, but your ***hole also disappears and then you expand with poop then explode :O

I wish to pass my driving test tomorrow

Priapus · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:07

Andr3w said:
I wish to pass my driving test tomorrow

Granted, but Saturday you have an crash, so bad that you can never drive again. Had you have passed your test on Saturday, none of this would've happened.

I wish I could decided weather to move out or not...

Andr3w · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:29

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but Saturday you have an crash, so bad that you can never drive again. Had you have passed your test on Saturday, none of this would've happened.

I wish I could decided weather to move out or not...

Granted, you decide to stay

i wish i didnt have to work tonight

Priapus · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:31

Andr3w said:
Granted, you decide to stay

i wish i didnt have to work tonight

Well that's not curpoting the wish....so thanks!

granted, but you now have to work for the rest of the week from 3pm to 9 pm. And you can't see Alex for the next 4 weeks....

I wish I had a wish, to wish....

z0mbi3 · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:49

Ice On Fire said:
Well that's not curpoting the wish....so thanks!

granted, but you now have to work for the rest of the week from 3pm to 9 pm. And you can't see Alex for the next 4 weeks....

I wish I had a wish, to wish....

Granted, but you wish to be the recipient of bum sex.

I wish for a lot of money I can spend on anything I want.

Kell_ee001 · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:55

z0mbi3 said:
Granted, but you wish to be the recipient of bum sex.

I wish for a lot of money I can spend on anything I want.

Granted, but you only want to spend it on bum sex with Ice On Fire

I wish it was this time next week!

Andr3w · 17 Aug 2006 at 15:58

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but you only want to spend it on bum sex with Ice On Fire

I wish it was this time next week!

Granted, but the year is 2000009 :eek:

i wish my pizza was ready

Corrupt-a-Wish!

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