Corrupt-a-Wish!

Killa_ken · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:27

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but you look like Bill Gates too and never get laid

I wish I wasn't so bored

your no longer board but your stuck having sex with billy conoly for all of eternity 24/7

i wish for a flying ninja monkey that only attacks people i say and never turns on me and is invincible and can fly and can do everything and has lots of moneh

branddaly · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:57

Killa_ken said:
i wish for a flying ninja monkey that only attacks people i say and never turns on me and is invincible and can fly and can do everything and has lots of moneh

Granted. However the plane that your rather rich monkey is taking, as he needs to get to australia to kill someone for you, crashes in the middle of the pacific. So now you have a ninja monkey getting plenty bored under several millions tonnes of water. But hey one day the planet will break apart and he'll be free. You on the other hand will be dust long before then.

I wish my car could turn into a robot.

Andr3w · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:01

branddaly said:
Granted. However the plane that your rather rich monkey is taking, as he needs to get to australia to kill someone for you, crashes in the middle of the pacific. So now you have a ninja monkey getting plenty bored under several millions tonnes of water. But hey one day the planet will break apart and he'll be free. You on the other hand will be dust long before then.

I wish my car could turn into a robot.

Granted,but so do all cars then take over the world with mass human killing!!!!

I wish i knew what i wanted to do in life

DAVEM · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:15

Andr3w said:
Granted,but so do all cars then take over the world with mass human killing!!!!

I wish i knew what i wanted to do in life

You find out, but then realise you suffer from amnesia and forget your life's calling again instantly.

I wish I had a infinite beer in my house.

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:17

DAVEM said:
I wish I had a infinite beer in my house.

Granted. But you forgot to request a container. Now your house is flooded and it is draining to the outdoors. Eventually it will flood the world.

I wish I had an Ark.

Killa_ken · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:22

Raist said:
Granted. But you forgot to request a container. Now your house is flooded and it is draining to the outdoors. Eventually it will flood the world.

I wish I had an Ark.

granted but it leaks and you sink and die

I wish To be the most LEDGENDARY , Incincible , Coolest, Sexiest and Greatest guy in the universe :cool:

Bobster · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:24

Killa_ken said:
granted but it leaks and you sink and die

I wish To be the most LEDGENDARY , Incincible , Coolest, Sexiest and Greatest guy in the universe

Granted....but only you exist in this universe.

I wish i wasn't feeling sick after eating lots of jellys.

ElRazur · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:31

Bobster said:
Granted....but only you exist in this universe.

I wish i wasn't feeling sick after eating lots of jellys.

Granted but you will feel seek if anything else go inside your mouth!!

I wish im the biggest and most succesfully rapper ever (and im not gay)

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:36

ElRazur said:
I wish im the biggest and most succesfully rapper ever (and im not gay)

Granted. You are now a super-sized Tootsie Roll ® wrapper. Can't help you on making you not gay, though.

I wish there were no more Tootsie Rolls ®.

Priapus · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:06

Raist said:
I wish there were no more Tootsie Rolls ®.

Granted, but now your testicals now look like Tootsie Rolls.

I wish Jenifer Aniston would stop stalking me.

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:16

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but now your testicals now look like Tootsie Rolls.

I wish Jenifer Aniston would stop stalking me.

Granted,but brad pitt starts instead

I wish i could have one sex night with jenifer aniston!

Priapus · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:24

Andr3w said:
Granted,but brad pitt starts instead

I wish i could have one sex night with jenifer aniston!

Granted, but you both have to do it wrapped up in large condoms, covered in thick syrup.

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable. :cool:

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:25

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but you both have to do it wrapped up in large condoms, covered in thick syrup.

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable.

Granted but look below

I wish that ice on fire's wish is corruptable

Priapus · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:28

Andr3w said:
Granted but look below

I wish that ice on fire's wish is corruptable

Granted, but you loose the ability to ever wish again..

I wish to screw Jenifer Aninston's brains out, while you watch, and unable to do a thing. As your eyes are glued open.

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:30

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but you loose the ability to ever wish again..

I wish to screw Jenifer Aninston's brains out, while you watch, and unable to do a thing. As your eyes are glued open.

Granted,but your GF must also watch and then break up with you!!

I wis....oh wait...

So hows the weather over there?
Look what you done now...ruined the thread

ElRazur · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:32

Moving on............

I wish the thread should be lock immediately....
I wish nothing.

mctiny · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:37

ElRazur said:
Moving on............

I wish the thread should be lock immediately....
I wish nothing.

Granted but you can not reply to this thread unless you wish again

I wish for Andr3w to wish again

Andr3w · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:38

mctiny said:
Granted but you can not reply to this thread unless you wish again

I wish for Andr3w to wish again

Woohoo <3

Granted, but he must waste his time on ocuk for endless nights to come =/

I wish my seat was a toilet cos i need the loo!

Priapus · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:39

Andr3w said:
I wish my seat was a toilet cos i need the loo!

Granted, but now it's glued to the lid and you have a live web cam pointing at you, for the world to see you.

I wish I was at Tammy's house....

mctiny · 9 Aug 2006 at 20:39

beaten to it