Corrupt-a-Wish!

Samtheman1k · 4 Aug 2006 at 13:28

Kell_ee001 said:
I wish that I lived in Spain.

Granted. But Spain is then nuked by the Americans!

I wish that I was American!

Siliconslave · 4 Aug 2006 at 13:29

Samtheman1k said:
I wish that I was American!

- Granted, cause thats pretty bad in itself - but just to add insult to injury your also a banjo playing inbread hic american from deliverance (squeeeeel piggy)

I wish my job payed for all the hours i don't work as well as the hours i do

Andr3w · 4 Aug 2006 at 13:34

Siliconslave said:
- Granted, cause thats pretty bad in itself - but just to add insult to injury your also a banjo playing inbread hic american from deliverance (squeeeeel piggy)

I wish my job payed for all the hours i don't work as well as the hours i do

granted,but you have to work even more hours!

I wish the 2 ppl itexted would reply!

wordy · 4 Aug 2006 at 13:35

Siliconslave said:
- Granted, cause thats pretty bad in itself - but just to add insult to injury your also a banjo playing inbread hic american from deliverance (squeeeeel piggy)

I wish my job payed for all the hours i don't work as well as the hours i do

Granted you get 2 pence her hour

I wish I was the unconditional ruler of the universe and everyone in the universe had to do my bidding, no matter what I wanted

Skiddley · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:36

wordy said:
Granted you get 2 pence her hour

I wish I was the unconditional ruler of the universe and everyone in the universe had to do my bidding, no matter what I wanted

Granted, but all you can say or write is 'Please kick me in the nads'.

I wish I was an evil talking monkey in my own private lair in the south china sea from where I make dasterdly plans for world domination.

Andr3w · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:39

Skiddley said:
Granted, but all you can say or write is 'Please kick me in the nads'.

I wish I was an evil talking monkey in my own private lair in the south china sea from where I make dasterdly plans for world domination.

Granted,but you actually are a monkey and decide to drink your wee instead

I wish i was good at using photoshop

Mat · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:41

Andr3w said:
Granted,but you actually are a monkey and decide to drink your wee instead

I wish i was good at using photoshop

Granted! but you are really crap at using any input devices.

I wish I could have another wish...

Andr3w · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:42

Mat said:
Granted! but you are really crap at using any input devices.

I wish I could have another wish...

Granted,but it must be to wish for another wish

i wish i wasnt sleepy

Zefan · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:45

Andr3w said:
i wish i wasnt sleepy

Granted, but the reason is because you have a porcupine stuffed up your ass.

I wish for an infinite supply of chicken supernoodles.

Mat · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:48

Zefan said:
Granted, but the reason is because you have a porcupine stuffed up your ass.

I wish for an infinite supply of chicken supernoodles.

Granted! but you have to eat them all in one sitting.

I wish for another wish...

wordy · 4 Aug 2006 at 14:52

Mat said:
Granted! but you have to eat them all in one sitting.

I wish for another wish...

Granted but your next wish has to be.... to stop having any more wishes

I wish I could could skive off work early, but no one would notice

Beren · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:06

I wish I could could skive off work early, but no one would notice

Granted but when you come back into work on Monday you find the MD came round and treated everyone in the office to a pay rise.

I wish I knew all the winning lottery numbers in advance

Priapus · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:07

wordy said:
I wish I could could skive off work early, but no one would notice

Granted, but you get killed by a bus, while crossing the road without looking, trying to dodgy your boss on the other side.

I wish I had unlimited sms's to text people all the time...

Kell_ee001 · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:12

Ice On Fire said:
I wish I had unlimited sms's to text people all the time...

Granted but you don't have a phone

I wish I could speak a foreign language

z0mbi3 · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:13

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but you don't have a phone

I wish I could speak a foreign language

Granted, the language is French and you can only speak said language to monkeys

Siliconslave · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:14

Ice On Fire said:
I wish I had unlimited sms's to text people all the time...

granted, but your thumbs fall off from all the texting you do

Beren said:
I wish I knew all the winning lottery numbers in advance

granted, but so does everyone else in the country

i wish i wasn't such a procrastinator

Priapus · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:14

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but you don't have a phone

I wish I could speak a foreign language

Then how can you grant the wish? :confused:

Granted, but as soon as you learnt to speak a new language, the whole world decided to speak English. So now no one understands you.

I wish I could stop annoy people talking to me!

Skiddley · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:17

Mat said:
Granted! but you have to eat them all in one sitting.

I wish for another wish...

Granted, but you infinite wishness causes paradox and the world blue screens.

I wish the responder to this posting dies horribly momentarially after submitting the reply and the TCP session to the web server dies causing the post not to appear.

Priapus · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:18

i wish there were hot woman to talk to im from south africa durban with the lions irrrr were the woman ???man you guys put up some crazy pics hey lets see some woman in skimpy clothing :eek:

Ignore this - the guy is crazy!!!

m00ch0 · 4 Aug 2006 at 15:18

Ice On Fire said:
I wish I could stop annoy people talking to me!

granted u live on the moon with no way of contacting people

I wish I could read peoples minds!