Corrupt a wish

wordy · 18 Dec 2007 at 12:18

Granted. James Bond kills you.

I wish I could get rid of this stupid cough

amx · 18 Dec 2007 at 12:38

granted, but now your blind.

i wish the world was flat.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Dec 2007 at 12:43

amx said:
i wish the world was flat.

Granted, however its now flat, and spins on its axis once every 365 1/4 days, all the landmass is on the side facing away from the sun....constantly. Everything dies.

I wish I had milk, to make a coffee.

paddy · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:07

Granted, but the carton was labelled "Greg's Special Milk"

I wish I didn't have to work the next 2 days

Mat · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:13

Granted! You're fired :mad:

I wish I could alter between being visible and invisible at my discretion

Andr3w · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:19

Mat said:
Granted! You're fired

I wish I could alter between being visible and invisible at my discretion

Granted, but everyone else can make you change as well

I wish i had finished my trade training

The Dread Pirate · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:27

Granted then you get shot

I wish i could manipulate time and space

Sh3rlock · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:31

You can, but you mess it up and world starts reversing.

I wish i was famous !

amx · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:34

granted, but your only ever visable to your own eyes.

i wish i had superpowers.

Sh3rlock · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:39

Granted but your super power is that you wee a lot.

I wish i was on holiday.

The Dread Pirate · 18 Dec 2007 at 13:42

Damien. said:
Granted but your super power is that you wee a lot.

I wish i was on holiday.

Granted but it's at the South Pole

I wish I had A Large house

Rapacious · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:22

Granted, but it's so large that you can't reach the front doorhandle.

I wish I didn't have to work in IT for a living.

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:25

Rapacious said:
Granted, but it's so large that you can't reach the front doorhandle.

I wish I didn't have to work in IT for a living.

Granted, you're now a burger flipper at McDonalds.

I wish i could find a job i'd like!

The Dread Pirate · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:33

TimBrad said:
Granted, you're now a burger flipper at McDonalds.

I wish i could find a job i'd like!

Granted you find it but you don't get it

I wish I had a Big Ulster Fry!

Aero · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:35

Granted but you forget what it is and don't want it any more.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

The Dread Pirate · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:36

Aero said:
Granted but you forget what it is and don't want it any more.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

I'll grant it later!

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 14:39

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted you find it but you don't get it

Story of my life!

BoB3rt · 18 Dec 2007 at 16:36

Aero said:
Granted but you forget what it is and don't want it any more.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

granted...but you left so many tasks undone, you die from stress. !

I wish i was smeg...

The Dread Pirate · 18 Dec 2007 at 16:42

Granted but seeing as smeg is a made up word you no longer exist.

I wish I was Arnold Rimmer

Moley · 18 Dec 2007 at 16:43

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted but seeing as smeg is a made up word you no longer exist.

I wish I was Arnold Rimmer

You are, but so is everyone else.

I wish I was a Poker World Champion