Corrupt a wish

BoB3rt · 18 Dec 2007 at 18:07

...but u star in one ov avrils videos.

I wish everything was perfect

Raymond Lin · 18 Dec 2007 at 18:10

neil3k said:
granted but avril lavigne rapes you.

Everyday please !

MrSix · 18 Dec 2007 at 19:41

Raymond Lin said:
Everyday please !

Meet Avril:

Avril rapes you every day for the rest of your life...enjoy.

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 19:47

BoB3rt said:
...but u star in one ov avrils videos.

I wish everything was perfect

It isn't, the thoughts of Avril (older) are still billowing through your mind, you emigrate to Iran to escape her.

I wish i could decide whether or not to buy an LCD tv for in here

Bes · 18 Dec 2007 at 21:04

Granted. You decide to, but unfortunately, you go for the 2" model and go blind from squinting at the queen's speech on it on Christmas day.

I wish I was a little bit taller

amx · 18 Dec 2007 at 21:19

Granted, but you are not actually taller, everyone else has shrunk!

I wish the moon was made of cream cheese

Tefal · 18 Dec 2007 at 21:25

granted but cream cheese cannot withstand the rotational forces, and so it breaks up killing billions with cream cheese asteroids the sise of vegas, and you are blamed.

I wish i was good at all languages.

Cupra · 18 Dec 2007 at 21:31

your good at all languages but become a deaf mute

i wish i could fly

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 21:56

Cupra said:
your good at all languages but become a deaf mute

i wish i could fly

You can now fly!! But only for 3 seconds at a time, you will always fly directly upwards at a speed of 2 miles per second! Your first attempt leaves you dead 2 feet infront of where you started after a hefty 6 mile fall, ouch.

I wish i could mute all americans on XBL automatically.

gillywibble · 18 Dec 2007 at 22:40

TimBrad said:
I wish i could mute all americans on XBL automatically.

Granted, they are now in your house.

I wish I had a speed boat.

Glaucus · 18 Dec 2007 at 22:44

Gillywibble said:
I wish I had a speed boat.

You get a speed boat. But the government brings in a 6mph speed limit on all British water ways..

I wish I they would tell me one way or another if I got the job.

Bes · 18 Dec 2007 at 23:22

They tell you that you got the job. Unfortunately, the word "job" now means AIDS virus.

I wish for infinite wishes.

BoB3rt · 18 Dec 2007 at 23:30

Bes said:
I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted..but no1 cares t b h

i wish the white dog poo would come back..

Kell_ee001 · 18 Dec 2007 at 23:45

Granted, but it's now over everything you own.

I wish I was in a better mood.

Aod · 18 Dec 2007 at 23:49

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but it's now over everything you own.

I wish I was in a better mood.

granted, but your foul mood has been transferred to everyone around you.

BoB3rt · 18 Dec 2007 at 23:58

FOR Aod: *above* Wish i wasnt gay

strudey · 19 Dec 2007 at 01:43

BoB3rt said:
FOR Aod: *above* Wish i wasnt gay

You're not. But you're a virgin.

I wish I didn't have chapped lips.

touch · 19 Dec 2007 at 01:58

strudey said:
I wish I didn't have chapped lips.

Granted, you now have no lips.

I wish i wasnt so cold

LLBDTiberio · 19 Dec 2007 at 02:50

God, I love this thread!

touch said:
Granted, you now have no lips.

I wish i wasnt so cold

You're not cold anymore, instead you're actually on fire, setting everything else on fire, killing everyone you care about.

I wish I was home in denmark already.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2007 at 05:57

You are but Touch sets fire to your home and family as you arrive.

I wish i had a little fishy on a little dishy