Corrupt a wish

Le_Petit_Lapin · 28 May 2010 at 13:49

Mat said:
Granted but gardening isn't your forte so they just take up space and do nothing

I wish we could all just get along.

Granted, however aliens invade and enslave us. You personally are singled out for anal experiments.

I wish this damn printer wasnt in 4 pieces.

skippy2421 · 28 May 2010 at 13:49

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Granted, however aliens invade and enslave us. You personally are singled out for anal experiments.

I wish this damn printer wasnt in 4 pieces.

granted it's now in 8.

I wish i had bought more for lunch

Andr3w · 28 May 2010 at 13:55

Granted, but you bought nuts and bolts to eat!

I wish my car didn't have 'swirl' marks and bits of tar stuck on it

Windle · 28 May 2010 at 13:55

skippy2421 said:
granted it's now in 8.

I wish i had bought more for lunch

Granted! You bought more lunch however you are such a fat pie and ate so much that your belly exploded. You now have to be fed through a tube for life.

I wish I didn't have to drive from Glasgow to London on Monday.

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 13:56

Windle said:
Granted! You bought more lunch however you are such a fat pie and ate so much that your belly exploded. You now have to be fed through a tube for life.

I wish I didn't have to drive from Glasgow to London on Monday.

Granted. You are hit by a car on Sunday and fall into a coma.

I wish i wasn't such a wuss sometimes.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 28 May 2010 at 13:57

Windle said:
I wish I didn't have to drive from Glasgow to London on Monday.

You don't. You have to walk

I wish the girl I'm seeing wasn't going for a meal tonight so I could see her instead.

Greebo · 28 May 2010 at 13:59

[ASSE]Hinchy;16640956 said:
You don't. You have to walk

I wish the girl I'm seeing wasn't going for a meal tonight so I could see her instead.

Granted. You will see her making love to your best friend in your bed whilst they laugh and joke about how "small" you are.

I wish I wasn't working.

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 13:59

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antijoke · 28 May 2010 at 14:00

Greebo said:
Granted. You will see her making love to your best friend in your bed whilst they laugh and joke about how "small" you are.

I wish I wasn't working.

You aren't working now, but when the clock strikes 12 you will be working forever.

I wish no bad thing could ever happen to me.

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 14:01

anticonscience said:
You aren't working now, but when the clock strikes 12 you will be working forever.

I wish no bad thing could ever happen to me.

Granted. But you become so sick of good things always happening, you eventually kill yourself and subsequently the universe implodes as this violates the "no bad thing could ever happen to me" wish. Everybody dies.

I wish i was super strong.

Cosimo · 28 May 2010 at 14:02

anticonscience said:
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I wish no bad thing could ever happen to me.

Granted but take out some life insurance.

I wish I could go up to the International Space Station.

Greebo · 28 May 2010 at 14:03

Gaygle said:
Granted. But you become so sick of good things always happening, you eventually kill yourself and subsequently the universe implodes as this violates the "no bad thing could ever happen to me" wish. Everybody dies.

I wish i was super strong.

Granted. You are now an ant.

I wish I owned a fully working i9 pc with 4 gtx480's in sli.

The Dread Pirate · 28 May 2010 at 14:03

Gaygle said:
Granted. But you become so sick of good things always happening, you eventually kill yourself and subsequently the universe implodes as this violates the "no bad thing could ever happen to me" wish. Everybody dies.

I wish i was super strong.

Granted but you've lost your arms in the process

I wish for 2 wishes that can't be corrupted!

skippy2421 · 28 May 2010 at 14:05

Greebo said:
Granted. You are now an ant.

I wish I owned a fully working i9 pc with 4 gtx480's in sli.

granted you get a 9k electric bill and melt your pc case

i wish i didn't spend so much time on these forums and got more work done

antijoke · 28 May 2010 at 14:05

Greebo said:
Granted. You are now an ant.

I wish I owned a fully working i9 pc with 4 gtx480's in sli.

Granted, but you are now a vegetable.

I wish I was at home.

Lokai · 28 May 2010 at 14:05

Greebo said:
Granted. You are now an ant.

I wish I owned a fully working i9 pc with 4 gtx480's in sli.

Granted but you have no monitor/keboard/mouse.....

I wish it was 3.30

The Dread Pirate · 28 May 2010 at 14:09

_Andyh_ said:
Granted but you have no monitor/keboard/mouse.....

I wish it was 3.30

Granted it's now 3:30AM

I wish to be asleep!

RopAyy · 28 May 2010 at 14:15

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted it's now 3:30AM

I wish to be asleep!

Granted but now you cant wake back up.

I wish to be getting my freak on with my girl.

X-BEN · 28 May 2010 at 14:20

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I wish to be getting my freak on with my girl.

Granted! you put you pet freak on a girl

I wish I had a whale size wonger!

(sorry bit slow)

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 14:22

RopAyy said:
Granted but now you cant wake back up.

I wish to be getting my freak on with my girl.

Granted, but you get her pregnant with quadruplets.

I wish i could be happy forever.