Corrupt a wish

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 15:59

JoeMama said:
You have but you drive out of the showroom, a wasp flies into the window and stings you in both eyes rendering you blind for the rest of your life. You also drive into an old lady, kill her and have to pay compensation for the next 204 years as you have no insurance.

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 16:00

Skidder said:
You do but you also have a strawberry in place of your old chap.

I wish I had x ray vision

Granted, but everyone you look at you will give a deadly dose of radiation

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

RopAyy · 28 May 2010 at 16:22

Gaygle said:
Granted, but everyone you look at you will give a deadly dose of radiation

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

'42'

I wish i hasd more than this one beer

Andr3w · 28 May 2010 at 16:23

Gaygle said:
Granted, but everyone you look at you will give a deadly dose of radiation

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but whenever you explain it to somebody you loose an inch off your penis

I wish I could be good at golf

RopAyy said:
'42'

I wish i hasd more than this one beer

Granted but its carlsberg

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 16:29

Andr3w said:
Granted, but whenever you explain it to somebody you loose an inch off your penis

I wish I could be good at golf

Granted. However your wife beats you with your golf clubs after finding out you had affairs.

I wish i could fly.

Hamster · 28 May 2010 at 16:29

Andr3w said:
Granted, but whenever you explain it to somebody you loose an inch off your penis

I wish I could be good at golf

You are a fantastic golfer but it's the NES console Golf game. Unfortunately you have no arms or legs and have to play it with your face but on the up side you have no handicap with the NES golf game.

I wish i had some 100W light bulbs.

Solaris · 28 May 2010 at 16:30

You have a whole box of 100W lightbulbs, 1000s of them, but only one of them has a filament thats intact and you have to find it

I wish I was at home on eve online.

geekyEd · 28 May 2010 at 16:32

Granted, actually you can have that one its bad enough already.

I wish I had a new camera lens.

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 16:35

Granted but it doesn't fit your camera.

I wish i was at the world cup.

Helium_Junkie · 28 May 2010 at 16:36

BluZiff said:
I wish I had a new camera lens.

Granted! You have a lovely new Olympos lens for your Nikon camera!

sanaxe1 said:
I wish i was at the world cup.

Granted! You're serving hotdogs outside the front gate

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Sneaky Peaky · 28 May 2010 at 16:44

Helium_Junkie said:
Granted! You have a lovely new Olympos lens for your Nikon camera!

Granted! You're serving hotdogs outside the front gate

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, you now have an extra 3 inches on your neck..

I wish I could have sex with Cheryl Cole

Frenzy · 28 May 2010 at 16:49

Sneaky Peaky said:
I wish I could have sex with Cheryl Cole

Granted, but only 80 years later when she is a saggy corpse.

I wish I could fly like superman

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 16:50

Sneaky Peaky said:
Granted, you now have an extra 3 inches on your neck..

I wish I could have sex with Cheryl Cole

Granted but she didn't want it with you. You get 8 years for rape.

I wish i could travel in time.

Sneaky Peaky · 28 May 2010 at 16:52

sanaxe1 said:
Granted but she didn't want it with you. You get 8 years for rape.

hmm, that might still work for me

Frenzy · 28 May 2010 at 16:52

sanaxe1 said:
Granted but she didn't want it with you. You get 8 years for rape.

I wish i could travel in time.

I was saving that one

But ok, granted you can only travel to the future. Upon doing so you travel to the end of humanity, a year later. You find out further on intelligent life never spawns on planet earth again.

I wish i could fly like superman!

geekyEd · 28 May 2010 at 16:58

You can fly like superman, but can never land.

I wish I was invincible!

Skidder · 28 May 2010 at 16:58

you can but you have to wear your underpants on the outside and they have a bad skid

i wish i had a riva

edit: too late

Frenzy · 28 May 2010 at 16:59

BluZiff said:
I wish I was invincible!

Granted, you are now made of pure air. Never to touch, feel or taste again.

I wish i wasnt bored at work

oh only 10 mins to go! I wish these 10 minutes would go faster

Hamster · 28 May 2010 at 17:01

Frenzy said:
I was saving that one But ok, granted you can only travel to the future. Upon doing so you travel to the end of humanity, a year later. You find out further on intelligent life never spawns on planet earth again.

I wish i could fly like superman!

You can but your cape falls off and you nosedive into a kryptonite factory.

I wish Tesco would start selling own brand liquid roller pens in black again.

Sneaky Peaky · 28 May 2010 at 17:02

Frenzy said:
Granted, you are now made of pure air. Never to touch, feel or taste again.

I wish i wasnt bored at work oh only 10 mins to go! I wish these 10 minutes would go faster

Granted, time is now speeded up x10 for you but it's for the rest of your life..

I wish I had a 64GB Wifi 3G Ipad