Corrupt a wish

You have but you drive out of the showroom, a wasp flies into the window and stings you in both eyes rendering you blind for the rest of your life. You also drive into an old lady, kill her and have to pay compensation for the next 204 years as you have no insurance.

:D
 
Granted, but whenever you explain it to somebody you loose an inch off your penis :D

I wish I could be good at golf :(

You are a fantastic golfer but it's the NES console Golf game. Unfortunately you have no arms or legs and have to play it with your face but on the up side you have no handicap with the NES golf game.

I wish i had some 100W light bulbs.
 
You have a whole box of 100W lightbulbs, 1000s of them, but only one of them has a filament thats intact and you have to find it ;)

I wish I was at home on eve online.
 
Granted but she didn't want it with you. You get 8 years for rape.

I wish i could travel in time.

I was saving that one :( But ok, granted you can only travel to the future. Upon doing so you travel to the end of humanity, a year later. You find out further on intelligent life never spawns on planet earth again.

I wish i could fly like superman!
 
I was saving that one :( But ok, granted you can only travel to the future. Upon doing so you travel to the end of humanity, a year later. You find out further on intelligent life never spawns on planet earth again.

I wish i could fly like superman!


You can but your cape falls off and you nosedive into a kryptonite factory.

I wish Tesco would start selling own brand liquid roller pens in black again.
 
Granted, you are now made of pure air. Never to touch, feel or taste again.

I wish i wasnt bored at work :( oh only 10 mins to go! I wish these 10 minutes would go faster :(


Granted, time is now speeded up x10 for you but it's for the rest of your life..

I wish I had a 64GB Wifi 3G Ipad
 
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