Corrupt a wish

Beren said:
I wish England win the world cup.
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Your neighbour, who has a history of mental problems, who supports the team which was 2nd, bets his life savings that his team will win the final..

England wins, his problems surface, his re-lapses, kills his family, and then just before he shoots himself in the face, he sees you arrive home, wearing an england shirt! He decides to kill you and everyone living at your house, before finally killing himself.

- I wish i was invincible
 
platinum87 said:
- I wish i was invincible
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The invicibility only lasts for an hour & you keep appearing everywhere Nekkid !!!



I wish it was 1989 & I was going to my First Rave again.



anticonscience said:
You're invincible but fish fingers now have the power to kill you.

I wish I was able to fly.
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You fly over my farm & I shoot you in the face with a 12 bore !!!
 
malc30 said:
I wish it was 1989 & I was going to my First Rave again.
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It is but you get there to find out its full and you can't get in!

I wish I could find the motivation to finish my coursework to a decent standard and get it handed in before the deadline!
 
Your lack of wish is granted and you cease to exist

I wish I didn't have to work this afternoon
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted but as soon as you walk out the door you're attacked by rabid mongeese!

I wish It was wednesday already!
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Granted, it is now wednesday every day. You wake up each morning looking a little more like bill murray. Each day you attempt to learn a new skill, unfortunately you forgot everything once you fall asleep. You let off a bad odour that no woman can stand. One day you look exactly like mr murray, at which point you decide to top yourself by jumping into a pack of rabid groundhogs.

I wish humanity had colonies on the moon and mars already.

too slow :(
 
Davies_M said:
Granted, it doesn't exist.

I wish I could draw anything I wanted to precise detail.
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you can, but that involves drawing it at a molecular level and you spend your entire lifetime drawing a weevil, dying before its finished.

I wish I had seen a Led Zeppelin concert
 
You did hgetto see one but the tribute Zeppelin flying above suddenly caught on fire and fell landing on the crowds heads killing you and 2 others.

I wish i was in the SAS and a hero.
 
Everyone laughs - at your insignificant wedding tackle.

I wish people could understand why the plane wont take off.
 
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