Corrupt a wish

Priapus · 16 Dec 2007 at 20:27

You can see through stuff, but only on men.

I wish I could get faster internet.

Zefan · 16 Dec 2007 at 20:30

You can have faster internet, but you can only access Neopets.

I wish for my own personalised mahogany banhammer.

jak731 · 16 Dec 2007 at 20:31

Ice On Fire said:
You can see through stuff, but only on men.

I wish I could get faster internet.

you have a faster internet connection but you have a total monthly limit of 5kb upload and download

i wish i looked forward to christmas

J1234 · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:07

jak731 said:
i wish i looked forward to christmas

You now look forward to your great Christmas presents, which turned out to be having your balls cut off.

I wish I was rich.

Samione · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:09

Justin said:
You now look forward to your great Christmas presents, which turned out to be having your balls cut off.

I wish I was rich.

You're rich but you're blind, deaf and you have leprosy, sucks eh?

I wish I was Neil Buchanan.

Lysander · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:10

Samione said:
You're rich but you're blind, deaf and you have leprosy, sucks eh?

I wish I was Neil Buchanan.

You're Neil Buchanan.

I wish I wasn't a depressed weird emo.

Samione · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:11

Lysander said:
You're Neil Buchanan.

I wish I wasn't a depressed weird emo.

Vasquez · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:13

Jefan said:
You can have faster internet, but you can only access Neopets.

I wish for my own personalised mahogany banhammer.

you get one it says "jefan"

I wish I had a new pc

camels5 · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:13

you can have a turnip called harold but he will get mashed for dinner

I wish I was younger

Tican · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:13

edit: Too slow

SpicyDuck · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:32

camels5 said:
you can have a turnip called harold but he will get mashed for dinner

I wish I was younger

You're younger, but no one ever takes you seriously or listens to you properly, as you're just a kid.

I wish I could go back to China right now.

Lowra · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:35

OvertoneBliss said:
I wish I could go back to China right now.

You can go back to china, but all the chinese women wouldn't be there

I wish it was boxing day tomorrow

gillywibble · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:36

OvertoneBliss said:
You're younger, but no one ever takes you seriously or listens to you properly, as you're just a kid.

I wish I could go back to China right now.

You go back to china but your balls fall off.

I wish I was young and fit again.

Edit: ROFL at this thread, specially the Neopets.

Ceryndrion · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:39

You're young and fit again, but you've also gotta face puberty.

I wish I wasnt

Ceryndrion · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:41

it's done... but it's all wrong

I wish that I could control time

233 · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:41

you can have your work done
but you're found out for cheating and your lecturer bends you over the desk and exacts punishment

I wish i had a 360 that wouldnt die

gillywibble · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:50

Ceryndrion said:
it's done... but it's all wrong

I wish that I could control time

You can, but only a nanosecond at a time.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:51

Gillywibble said:
You can, but only a nanosecond at a time.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

you do, but it's ginger like me.

i wish i wasn't ginger!

Aod · 16 Dec 2007 at 21:55

Ben M said:
you do, but it's ginger like me.

i wish i wasn't ginger!

you aren't ginger as such, but your hair is actually fire. all the time. anything that touches it gets burnt, as it would a normal flame.

i wish the person i love reciprocated my feelings.

gillywibble · 16 Dec 2007 at 22:01

Aod said:
you aren't ginger as such, but your hair is actually fire. all the time. anything that touches it gets burnt, as it would a normal flame.

i wish the person i love reciprocated my feelings.

Granny does.

I wish I had a quad core.

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