Corrupt a wish

Antar Bolaeisk · 17 Dec 2007 at 21:08

You do, but no fish.

I wish I was Antar Bolaeisk and not Antar Boaleisk.

The_blue · 17 Dec 2007 at 21:21

Antar Boaleisk said:
You do, but no fish.

I wish I was Antar Bolaeisk and not Antar Boaleisk.

Granted but some don re names you 'Private man love' just for even asking.

I wish my VW camper wasn't so rusty

Pants · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:06

Granted, your camper is rebuilt ground up, better than it left the factory, porsche engine conversion and all! Unfortunately you now have an irrational hate of all things VW or retro so you give it away, and buy a £450 mondeo instead. With a diesel.

I wish I had free fuel forever for cars that i own.

Kell_ee001 · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:14

Granted, but you lose your driving license.

I wish I didn't have to be up early tomorrow!

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:23

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but you lose your driving license.

I wish I didn't have to be up early tomorrow!

You are now permanently bed bound.

I wish for an early retirement.

camels5 · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:27

Gillywibble said:
You are now permanently bed bound.

I wish for an early retirement.

Granted but you have to live on a state pension

I wish i wasn't addicted to Vanilla ice cream

Gaygle · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:33

camels5 said:
Granted but you have to live on a state pension

I wish i wasn't addicted to Vanilla ice cream

Granted, but you get addicted to heroin instead.

I wish i had more money!

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:37

Granted, you have an extra two pence.

I wish I owned an island in the pacific.

SilverTongue · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:44

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Not granted The Impossiable is just that!

Oh, I wish I was, o-oo-o-oh, a wild west hero

o dear ELO :rolleyes:

Gillywibble said:
Granted, you have an extra two pence.

I wish I owned an island in the pacific.

granted however it is an active volcano that is ready to errupt

i wish i could get triple distiction on my BTEC

J1234 · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:46

willatwell182 said:
granted however it is an active volcano that is ready to errupt

i wish i could get triple distiction on my BTEC

Granted, but afterwards you die.

I wish I was invisible.

wizard91 · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:47

too slowwww

Gigi · 17 Dec 2007 at 22:51

Justin said:
Granted, but afterwards you die.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you have a tiny invisible penis so you cant do nasty stuff to girls.

I wish i pooped marshmallows.

SilverTongue · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:02

granted however they mutate into the marshmallow man from ghostbusters

i wish petrol would plummet in price

amx · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:10

granted but your car now runs on diesel.

i wish i was god

Vasquez · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:12

amx said:
granted but your car now runs on diesel.

i wish i was god

granted you are now the god of hangovers

I wish I was immortal

amx · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:16

granted, but everyone else is now dead.

I wish i owned all the worlds gold.

SilverTongue · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:18

granted, however WW3 destroys the planet and flaot in space

i wish someone would invent a frost repelling windscreen

EDIT: too slow

granted, however gold become worthless

see above for wish

amx · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:19

granted, but due to the cost the car manufactures can supply no other windows.

I wish i was a porn star

SilverTongue · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:20

granted, however your tackle shrivels and drops off

i wish my windows weren't so draughty

amx · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:21

granted, but now you have no walls

I wish insurance was cheaper.