Corrupt a wish

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:50

Granted but You'll be declared for all intents and purposes dead

I wish OcUK took over the interweb

wordy · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:52

Granted, but you get permabanned.

I wish that my basement wall would dry out.

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:56

Granted, however you can't become opaque again.

Granted, however the internet is now limited to OcUK... yeah... :s

(See above wish)

Damien. · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:01

wordy said:
Granted, but you get permabanned.

I wish that my basement wall would dry out.

It dries out but then fills with sand

I wish i was sucessful

Emlyn_Dewar · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:02

Was too late

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:07

Damien. said:
It dries out but then fills with sand

I wish i was sucessful

Granted but you can only succeed at failing

I wish I was Supreme Overlord and General Dictator of the world!

Damien. · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:14

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted but you can only succeed at failing

I wish I was Supreme Overlord and General Dictator of the world!

You got it, but no one likes you and you get murdered.

I wish it was friday.

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:20

Granted, however in the mysterious disappearance of your midweek, you accepted a weekend shift.

I wish my car drove itself.

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:22

granted but it drives you off a cliff to your DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!11!11...

I wish I had a prairie dog.

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:25

Grante...Oh you've been shot!

I wish Gilly would stop cencoring me

I wish you'd stop being stupid enough to want to condone illegal activities on a public board linked with a shop

Gilly

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:29

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Grante...Oh you've been shot!

I wish Gilly would stop cencoring me

Granted, he bans you instead

I wish Gilly would ban Squiff

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:29

Granted but my prairie dog comes to avenge my death and kills him as well.

I wish it was summer.

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 14:31

ots3go said:
Granted, he bans you instead

I wish Gilly would ban Squiff

Please don't tempt fate

misterPK · 17 Dec 2007 at 15:02

Aero said:
Granted but my prairie dog comes to avenge my death and kills him as well.

I wish it was summer.

You get a British summer, and you fail to spot the change.

I wish I had my own pool instead of having to go "hippo dodging" at the local one.

PK!

Damien. · 17 Dec 2007 at 15:04

misterPK said:
You get a British summer, and you fail to spot the change.

I wish I had my own pool instead of having to go "hippo dodging" at the local one.

PK!

You have your own pool, but real hippo's take refuge in it.

I wish my car would work !

AngeluiMorte · 17 Dec 2007 at 15:11

Damien. said:
You have your own pool, but real hippo's take refuge in it.

I wish my car would work !

Granted it does work but only 0.2 of a nano-second.

I wish my router could sing and dance.

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 15:12

Granted but all it sings and dances is the maccarina!

I wish i had a ham and cheese toasty

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 15:17

Granted, however it's physically attached to your forehead.

I wish more people stocked and sold Wispas.

Aod · 17 Dec 2007 at 19:40

ots3go said:
Granted, however it's physically attached to your forehead.

I wish more people stocked and sold Wispas.

granted, but you're deathly allergic to chocolate now. seriously, even thinking about a whispa makes you break out in hives.

i don't wish it was easier, i wish i was better!

furnace · 17 Dec 2007 at 19:50

Aod said:
i don't wish it was easier, i wish i was better!

Granted. You continue to speak out of context and nobody ever understands what you're talking about again.

(wish what was easier/better? maybe I was supposed to read back a few posts...)

I wish I could pause time

edit; ooooh I get it now. LOL. I suck.