Corrupt a wish

GreenMint · 17 Dec 2007 at 23:32

amx said:
granted, but now you have no walls

I wish insurance was cheaper.

Granted, insurance is now cheaper, however, you are always refused it.

I wish i could work faster!

Tom0 · 18 Dec 2007 at 00:05

You can work faster but get paid less

I wish I could eat metal

Kell_ee001 · 18 Dec 2007 at 00:07

Tom0 said:
I wish I could eat metal

Granted but you can only eat metal, and can't digest it

I wish it wasn't so late :eek:

Tefal · 18 Dec 2007 at 00:13

granted its tomorrow morning and you missed your deadline

I wish i could get a 1st in my degree without doing any work.

Kell_ee001 · 18 Dec 2007 at 00:57

Tefal said:
I wish i could get a 1st in my degree without doing any work.

Granted, but it turns out it's a degree in nail art!

I wish I was rich!

yantorsen · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:23

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but it turns out it's a degree in nail art!

I wish I was rich!

granted, but then hyper inflation makes you poor again.

I wish school was over for christmas.

Tefal · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:34

Granted but you spend it all on some nail art

I wish i knew how to spend all the money i got from kell_ee

Damn it beaten.------------

Granted school is over for you, you get expelled after being caught trying to molest a bust of the principals dead grandfather.

I wish i had posted quicker

LLBDTiberio · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:34

Ignore, too late.

LLBDTiberio · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:37

Tefal said:
Granted but you spend it all on some nail art

I wish i knew how to spend all the money i got from kell_ee

Damn it beaten.------------

Granted school is over for you, you get expelled after being caught trying to molest a bust of the principals dead grandfather.

I wish i had posted quicker

U know how to spend your money, however you promptly get arrested trying to get your manhood pierced

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I wish I was in the EVE universe.

Tefal · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:39

Granted you get boarded by pirates and become the captains wench

I wish eve wasn't subscription based so i could try it

yantorsen · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:40

LLBDTiberio said:
U know how to spend your money, however you promptly get arrested trying to get your manhood pierced.

I wish I was in the EVE universe.

granted, but now ** really sad and have no life.

i wish i had a nanosuit.

Raymond Lin · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:51

yantorsen said:
granted, but now ** really sad i have no life.

i wish i had a nanosuit.

Granted, but everything else is now nano size.

I wish I am Jessica Alba (the movie star).

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:55

Raymond Lin said:
Granted, but everything else is now nano size.

I wish I am Jessica Alba (the movie star).

Granted....can I make sweet love to you?

I wish i could make love to Jessica Alba

aayzof · 18 Dec 2007 at 01:57

you shag jessica alba, but you find out (albeit too late) that she is an AIDS-riddled whore. you contract the virus and die shortly after.

i wish someone would buy me a kebab....

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 02:00

aayzof said:
you shag jessica alba, but you find out (albeit too late) that she is an AIDS-riddled whore. you contract the virus and die shortly after.

i wish someone would buy me a kebab....

I buy you a kebab. Then eat it.

i wish i could go to bed earlier!

aayzof · 18 Dec 2007 at 02:01

you go to bed earlier but get up later

i wish i could kill someone and not get caught

yantorsen · 18 Dec 2007 at 02:12

aayzof said:
you go to bed earlier but get up later

i wish i could kill someone and not get caught

granted, but then you kill urself due to guilt.

I wish i could get a gf.

GreenMint · 18 Dec 2007 at 02:17

yantorsen said:
granted, but then you kill urself due to guilt.

I wish i could get a gf.

You do, but she turns out to be a he :eek:

I wish i was tidier!

yantorsen · 18 Dec 2007 at 02:19

TimBrad said:
You do, but she turns out to be a he

I wish i was tidier!

granted, but ** life is messed up

I wish the gf i wished for wasnt a he.

BoB3rt · 18 Dec 2007 at 03:25

Granted, but she is only off her period 3 days a month.

I Wish i was black.