Granted.
But you are now resident in war torn Somalia, living in poverty and unable to feed yourself or your wife and 19 children. 14 of your children are child soldiers and spend their days running around with an AK47 in between afternoon naps and breastfeeding sessions. Your wife contracted AIDS and passed it into you and your children. 11 of your children are now blind due to drinking dirty water anf 4 of them have dyssentry and are only predicted to live for no more than a week. The corrougated steel roof from your mud hut in a shanty town was stolen a week ago and you have been exposed to the elements since. A group of rebels invaded your town yesterday, stole all your belongings, killed all your brothers, raped your wife and kidnapped 2 of your children. Your aspirations of one day getting your hands on a 1987 Hitachi ghetto blaster to listen to a solitary Youssou N'Dour tape you found outside a rebel camp, have now been shattered because as I type this, you are accused of stealing and a disgruntled local from your shanty town, under the guise of tribal politics, spears you in the face, killing you slowly.
Still want to be black?
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