COWS!!

gord · 19 May 2006 at 13:43

You guys are killing my IQ...

kitten_caboodle · 19 May 2006 at 14:00

gord said:
You guys are killing my IQ...

you mean you had one?? :eek:

Admiral Huddy · 19 May 2006 at 16:26

Zefan said:
It's called SKIMMED because they SKIM the fat off of it.

Seriously, it's not hard to work out.

How do they do that then ? :confused:

Must be a special kind of cow that does the skimming..

squiffy · 19 May 2006 at 16:27

I hope you're joking.....

thickie.

fatiain · 19 May 2006 at 16:42

Admiral Huddy said:
How do they do that then ? Must be a special kind of cow that does the skimming..

*slaps head*

Cows give milk, bulls do the skimming with their horns.

Gawd.

Thicky.

ElRazur · 19 May 2006 at 16:45

lukechad said:
Ive always wondered who was the first person to grab a cows udder and taste what comes out of it

Adam (while he was practising fetish sexual practices!!) or possibly Eve.

kitten_caboodle · 19 May 2006 at 16:49

ElRazur said:
Adam (while he was practising fetish sexual practices!!) or possibly Eve.

Were Adam and Eve jewish?

/religious ignorance

ElRazur · 19 May 2006 at 16:50

kitten_caboodle said:
Were Adam and Eve jewish?

/religious ignorance

I dont know, but i do know they run around naked, eat the forbidden friut and get kicked out of the garden of eden.

Carzy · 19 May 2006 at 16:53

kitten_caboodle said:
A lady never reveals her age - and yes I am a laydeee

Ooooooooooh. That explains a lot. All this time I've been thinking someone with the name "kitten_caboodle", and with a big kitten in their sig was a guy. My powers must be diminishing

Psyk · 19 May 2006 at 16:53

kitten_caboodle said:
Were Adam and Eve jewish?

/religious ignorance

No they were Iraqi. Archeologists have traced the garden of eden to a place in Iraq.

They don't understand why their baby has been taken away from them.

They're cows, they don't understand much of anything.

WantoN · 19 May 2006 at 16:57

ElRazur said:
I dont know, but i do know they run around naked, eat the forbidden friut and get kicked out of the garden of eden.

Sounds like me on a night out :/

Ant :cool:

kitten_caboodle · 19 May 2006 at 16:58

Psyk said:
No they were Iraqi. Archeologists have traced the garden of eden to a place in Iraq.

They're cows, they don't understand much of anything.

Right, thanks, just I knew there was some confusion over Jewish Holidays and whether they were traced back to Adam & Eve, or whatever.

No you're right they don't understand much, but they still feel pain and show visible distress when they have lost their baby. The bond between a baby and it's mother is strong in most animals and to break it up is hard for either of them to deal with, whatever species they are.

CARZY said:
Ooooooooooh. That explains a lot. All this time I've been thinking someone with the name "kitten_caboodle", and with a big kitten in their sig was a guy. My powers must be diminishing

Don't worry, it must be my posting style cos you're not the first to wonder...but hang on, *checks* Yep, still a laydee

Admiral Huddy · 19 May 2006 at 16:58

Psyk said:
They're cows, they don't understand much of anything.

I have something in common with them then

Aod · 19 May 2006 at 22:40

incidentally, i figured that Kitten was a Lady almost immediately...

Admiral Huddy · 20 May 2006 at 10:02

Aod said:
incidentally, i figured that Kitten was a Lady almost immediately...

not the sort of thing to post in a cow thread tbh :eek:

So!! has the question been answered? Nope..

Chocki · 23 May 2006 at 14:16

Cows produce full fat milk, somewhere in the region of 4 to 5% fat content.

The milk water content varies throughout the year based on what the cow is eating.

At the dairy, all the milk and fat are seperated in a continous centrifuge.

What you have left are two tanks, one with cream (fat) and one with skimmed milk 0%fat.

To get semi skimmed and standard milk, cream is added to the skimmed milk to get the correct percentage fat.

Dairies do not make a lot of money on milk, cream on the other hand is where all the money is made, so dairies love people to use low fat milk as this leaves them with more cream and profit.

kitten_caboodle · 23 May 2006 at 14:31

Admiral Huddy said:
not the sort of thing to post in a cow thread tbh

*roffles*

what was the question again??

I think I answered the original 'are they kept pregnant' question. Answer: Yes.

Admiral Huddy · 23 May 2006 at 14:34

Chocki said:
Cows produce full fat milk, somewhere in the region of 4 to 5% fat content.

The milk water content varies throughout the year based on what the cow is eating.

At the dairy, all the milk and fat are seperated in a continous centrifuge.

What you have left are two tanks, one with cream (fat) and one with skimmed milk 0%fat.

To get semi skimmed and standard milk, cream is added to the skimmed milk to get the correct percentage fat.

Dairies do not make a lot of money on milk, cream on the other hand is where all the money is made, so dairies love people to use low fat milk as this leaves them with more cream and profit.

Cows eat grass - where does the fat come from? It's a conspiracy I tell ya'!! :confused:

kitten_caboodle said:
*roffles*

what was the question again??

I think I answered the original 'are they kept pregnant' question. Answer: Yes.

Kept pregnant!!! - how does the bull do that then?

Pebbles · 23 May 2006 at 14:39

kitten_caboodle said:
I think I answered the original 'are they kept pregnant' question. Answer: Yes.

Wrong. They have one calf, and then produce milk. Cows, humans, all mammals produce milk for as long as it is needed, keep milking, they'll keep making more milk.

As for fat cows.....pasture varies, but put a cow on good quality rich grazing and you'll get a fat cow. My horses only need a whiff of spring grass and they balloon to the size of small bungalows.

God, sensible answers, what is wrong with me

Admiral Huddy · 23 May 2006 at 14:46

Pebbles said:
Wrong. They have one calf, and then produce milk. Cows, humans, all mammals produce milk for as long as it is needed, keep milking, they'll keep making more milk.

As for fat cows.....pasture varies, but put a cow on good quality rich grazing and you'll get a fat cow. My horses only need a whiff of spring grass and they balloon to the size of small bungalows.

God, sensible answers, what is wrong with me

#faints#

I'm giving up the forums!!

so all the time a cow, wife or whatever is breast feeding or extracting, it will continue to produce milk?