COWS!!

Stefn said:
That would be the calf...
Click to expand...

i think he meant how did we ever find out we could drink Cow Juice in the first place.. after all some sicko must have latched on :p .. This tasty !!


the_brainaic said:
Are you serious? I knew there were some thick people in this world but christ, that takes the biscuit.
Click to expand...

:rolleyes:
 
Squow's rock

squow.jpg


http://www.kamikazestoat.co.uk/flash/squow/
 
WIBSBOT said:
I was walking back from the pub one night and decided on a short cut, over some fields. Next thing I know is that a load of cows are following me, keeping in step. I walked slowly at first and they walked slowly, then I ran and they ran. They were looking at me with an evil look, whilst keeping up with me. I slowed down, thinking 'they're only cows, they're harmless', I even managed a chuckle to myself until I turned round and they were still running not just after me but at me.
I sprinted until I got to a fence and tried to vault it, but caught my leg on some barb-wire and I was hanging with one leg attached to the barbed-wire upside down and all I could see were this crowd of cows running at me. I just managed to rip my leg off the barb-wire before they got to me and get over the fence.
Still got the scar to prove it. :eek:
Click to expand...

They were probably just curious and were very unlikely to harm you, unless they were in calf and you had a dog with you, then it would be different. :p That sor of thing has happened plenty of times with me, they usually start stamping their feet and snorting when they get right next to you. Next time it happens just turn round and shoo them away, theyll go. :)
 
I've never been comfortable with cows since that stupid "so good the cows want it back" Milk advert. :(

You never know when the cows are watching!
 
I've had an email this morning from a member telling me how thick I am. He states that I have no self respect and he pitys my kids!

:rolleyes:

For the sake of those without sense of humour or those that don't know my true nature, it was only supposed to be a lighted hearted prank which the majority saw the funny side of.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
I've had an email this morning from a member telling me how thick I am. He states that I have no self respect and he pitys my kids!

:rolleyes:
Click to expand...

Nice one :rolleyes:

EDIT: Name and shame?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom