Man up > Admit the game is in a dire state > Accept changes to the system can improve it.
The game isn't in a dire state, it is very well balanced. Matchmaking is awful though yes, but matchmaking is just for the average player who want to hop on and play a few games and be done with it. Its not meant to be super competitive, it doesn't even have competitive round/bomb timings!
That doesn't mean there aren't a bunch of trolls/idiots/griefers/cheaters in MM but you can alleviate some of the pain by queuing with 5.