Damn Joy Riders

[miniyazz]

I went for stanley knife blades tucked in the door seal. Should give them a nice shock when they slice through their gloves and take the tops of their fingers off!

 

[MikeHunt79]

Well I guess at least you'll have some hard evidence if there's blood all over your door tomorrow!

 

[Lum]

Well I guess at least you'll have some hard evidence if there's blood all over your door tomorrow!

In this country the scumags will probably manage to get the OP arrested when they cut their fingers on the blades.

Unfortunately, I'm actually serious here.

 

[Dave85]

Someone tried to steal my neighbours ford escort on friday night. got as far as ripping the bit under the steering wheel off before being chased off. Police said there going for old cars. Thankfully as mine was behind his

They got 2 sets of perfect prints...who think's they will catch them lol.

 

[Duke]

They got 2 sets of perfect prints...who think's they will catch them lol.

If they are known and it shows up on the database, they will get a slap and a free lollypop. If they are not known to them, then nothing.

 

[Jonny69]

Sorry to hear that mate. Older cars are getting targetted more and more now, simply because they're easier to steal and get into.

 

[Dr Who]

In this country the scumags will probably manage to get the OP arrested when they cut their fingers on the blades.

Unfortunately, I'm actually serious here.

I know, I was kidding

It was sorely tempting tho, to see their thieving fingers removed, Saudi Arabia style!

 

[agw_01]

I've got a Disklok. Wouldn't be without it as I feel it works very well as a deterrent in most cases.

I can't believe they came back to try again. A guy on Rovertech recently had someone attempt to get into his Coupe Turbo... despite the visible Disklok and Toad alarm blaring away.

 

[Dr Who]

Well, if these guys were intelligent, they would be doing something other than trying to steal cars/contents.

They really are bottom of the food chain in terms of IQ.

 

[SoundsGood]

Print an A4 "THIS CAR IS BOOBYTRAPPED " sign and leave on the window.. maybe add some pretend legal disclaimer

 

[sigma]

Simple thing to do would be to remove 2 ignition leads, even if they do get in they won't be able to go anywhere. Having said that they'd probably inflict damage instead.

 

[Dr Who]

Simple thing to do would be to remove 2 ignition leads, even if they do get in they won't be able to go anywhere. Having said that they'd probably inflict damage instead.

A vital starting part is removed, there is no way they can get this car running and steal it. 2 HT leads is kinda obvious, I am far more devious than that!

 

[s0ck]

It goes to show the brain capacity of the average car thief.

Some muppet tried to hotwire my old Astra that's waiting to go to the scrappers.

They made a mess of the door to get it - It was unlocked.

The broke the ignition barrel thinking they could hotwire it despite 3 stickers informing them it had a Clifford Alarm.

The icing on the cake would have been when then couldn't get it started, They popped the bonnet to jump start it only to find there's no engine.

I'm kicking myself for not having CCTV just for the lol's

omg lol

 

[richard104]

Just do what Orange Peel did and leave the door unlocked, but then they may end up doing something nasty to the inside.