I might as well just ask the mods to close this thread right now:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201906028587083
Hahaha, that's epic. You need to make sure that the neons are on ALL THE TIME ERRYWHERE when driving around, it's the only way. Also 5k RPM 1st gear > 2k RPM 3rd gear, FYI. This is how those rotaries are designed to be driven.