Do you have a plan?

TheOracle said:
I know a friend who knows a friend with a chest under his bed full of guns. In the event of a "walking dead scenario" I'll pay him a visit.
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how many of these guns are mac 10's and how quickly can you get to this chaps house?

because i'll tell you this for free- if it's not under 10 minutes then you're screwed ;)
 
adolf hamster said:
how many of these guns are mac 10's and how quickly can you get to this chaps house?

because i'll tell you this for free- if it's not under 10 minutes then you're screwed ;)
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well the one flaw in my plan is that I don't know where he lives, so I'd have to go through our mutual friend.......and I guess he'd have them to himself.

Kitchen knife taped to a broom handle will have to do
 
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Fill bath tub with water. Close curtains. Lock doors. Leave lights off. Wait out the worst chaos. Enough food and water on hand to make it a month at least, after that I'll peek outside and see what is what.

This incidentally is the same plan I have for nuclear war, plague, civil collapse etc. Basically, bunker down till the immediate chaos passes and then worry about what to do next.
 
Run around in circles and keep punching them in the back of the head until they die. Worked well enough in Day Z, so i assume it would work well enough in real life.
 
ttaskmaster said:
Your life, your choice. Anything that kills by "removing the head or destroying the brain" and can't run out of ammo is fine by me... I'll have re-enlisted by then anyway (see nuclear war thread), so will be hoarding all the 60mm rounds and other such goodies!!
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Looks like someone's getting invited to join my castle community :P
 
adolf hamster said:
Looks like someone's getting invited to join my castle community :p
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Would you rather not be invited to join my military bunker? :D
We'll have cookies.... well, Army rations, anyway, but I actually like Biscuits Brown so both kinds of Biscuits Fruit are yours for the taking!
Plus, if I can find any of the Menu A chicken curry tins, you're free to weaponise those!!
 
ttaskmaster said:
Would you rather not be invited to join my military bunker? :D
We'll have cookies.... well, Army rations, anyway, but I actually like Biscuits Brown so both kinds of Biscuits Fruit are yours for the taking!
Plus, if I can find any of the Menu A chicken curry tins, you're free to weaponise those!!
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you like biscuits brown!?

i'm not questioning taking the biscuits fruit i'm more questioning your sanity, i've eaten more flavoursome cardboard!
 
grab the axe out of the shed
get in the car
find several of the loudest sirens possible
string the sirens from cities and towns to the motorways
use the sirens one at a time to draw zombies from siren to siren
take down old sirens and re-use
slowly luring them to folkestone
set off last siren inside the channel tunnel
send the zombies to france
blow the tunnel up
 
billysielu said:
No plan because it won't happen.
But it is similar to a natural disaster plan, which I sorta thought about. I have the basic stuff for a bug out bag.
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Similar here - I have a basic plan for a general natural/nation disaster, especially after the flooding in 2013/2014 which stopped only just short of where I lived and caused significant disruption for many in nearby villages.

Don't have a specific zombie plan as such but I've passingly thought about zombie/disease epidemic type scenarios in the context of the area around where I live.

EDIT: From the article though - I do think the government should have a plan for that kind of scenario even though specifically zombies are quite unlikely to ever happen.
 
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