Do you have a zombie plan?
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My plan is and always is to hide in the man hole in my drive, been down there before unblock the drains, pretty big area, enough to block the pipes and live down there for abit, a zombie couldn't think to check down a man hole, also its a great place to hide if there is a nuclear bomb going off.
Not 70 years' worth I would say.
I have a joke:
My plan would be to come on OcUK and post a thread entitled "Specify me a Zombie killing mechanism".
It is rather funny.
Angus Higgins
For you to say "It is rather funny" obviously means it isn't.
Saying Nottingham is apparently gun crime central, all I'd have to do is sit back and wait for all the zombies to walk down the high street.
If that didn't work then I really don't know, I seriously lack weapons in my house. I assume any shop would be deserted due to zombie infestation or people looting it, and these people would likely kill you anyway.
Now, if I was at work during this zombie attack, that would be awesome, hardware and tools at my disposable! Set up some trip wires, make some molotov cocktails with bottles of turps (assuming you can), throw some hand axes, possibilities are endless!
But seriously, when all your ammo ran out, would you melee a zombie?
Also, my question about zombies knowing who's a zombie or not was semi-answered last thread, but for a second one!
How is it some people are infected and others just eaten? Do zombies choose who to infect and who to just eat?
If that didn't work then I really don't know, I seriously lack weapons in my house. I assume any shop would be deserted due to zombie infestation or people looting it, and these people would likely kill you anyway.
Now, if I was at work during this zombie attack, that would be awesome, hardware and tools at my disposable! Set up some trip wires, make some molotov cocktails with bottles of turps (assuming you can), throw some hand axes, possibilities are endless!
But seriously, when all your ammo ran out, would you melee a zombie?
Also, my question about zombies knowing who's a zombie or not was semi-answered last thread, but for a second one!
How is it some people are infected and others just eaten? Do zombies choose who to infect and who to just eat?
I think they eat the corpses that have had the brain destroyed.
As for my plan, first thing would be to meet surviving family members, friends and anyone else who wants to tag along, second to do would be to load up the car(s) with any supplies available, third thing would be to arm ourselves and make sure everyone knows how to act in case of zombie attack and finally move away from population centres, as I guess that’s where the most trouble would be.
Once somewhere safe has been found it would just be a case of finding food and water and either waiting for rescue or just continue life as best we could.
I guess I could do the same in any sort of world changing event really
Ranek
that film at Milla Jovovich starring in it, how can i you have a nightmare
Only on the Zombies... Milla and others like her are reserved for 'other' types of dreams..
I always make a Zombie Plan after watching a Zombie movie,did that for Shaun of the Dead,Dawn of the Dead,Resident Evil.Watched Resident Evil2:Apocalypse yesterday and made a zombie plan before I went to sleep.
As I live in the front room which has been converted into a bedroom I have a massive window,I would be screwed if their was zombies.My plan consisted of jumping out the bed grab my snooked cue(my cheap one as its heavier(which I presume will cause more damage)than my expensive one run out my room and grab some knives from the kitchen especially the butcher type knife,grab my mums wok and run upstairs to see if my family is alright.If so we go downstairs and put some trainers on(how people in movies run out without shoes I never know as I for one won't be able to run without trainers) go out the back garden and take the shovel and go through the back alley and steal a car(as my mum and dads car would be outside my house which is infested with zombies) and go to a police station which as I know has big strong doors and they have guns,if the police are zombies,I'll hit them with my wok and stab them with my knives and take over the police station.Unfortunately being in England polices won't have guns so I would only have handcuffs and a baton.
Bit sad really to have a zombie plan,dunno why I have one. I think my plan wouldn't work anyways cos I probs wouldn't even hear them break through my window and they end up eating me!
As I live in the front room which has been converted into a bedroom I have a massive window,I would be screwed if their was zombies.My plan consisted of jumping out the bed grab my snooked cue(my cheap one as its heavier(which I presume will cause more damage)than my expensive one run out my room and grab some knives from the kitchen especially the butcher type knife,grab my mums wok and run upstairs to see if my family is alright.If so we go downstairs and put some trainers on(how people in movies run out without shoes I never know as I for one won't be able to run without trainers) go out the back garden and take the shovel and go through the back alley and steal a car(as my mum and dads car would be outside my house which is infested with zombies) and go to a police station which as I know has big strong doors and they have guns,if the police are zombies,I'll hit them with my wok and stab them with my knives and take over the police station.Unfortunately being in England polices won't have guns so I would only have handcuffs and a baton.
Bit sad really to have a zombie plan,dunno why I have one. I think my plan wouldn't work anyways cos I probs wouldn't even hear them break through my window and they end up eating me!
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Yep, me and my friends have a contingency plan for an end of world scenario!
Hmm. Up until this point, I've never considered a zombie attack.
I guess if one was banging at the window now, I'd got a pretty long screwdriver I could poke it in the eyes with.
Then it'd be a quick nip to the shed to get a spade out. Can't think of anything more lethal in my house tbh. Perhaps I should better prepare and get a ninja sword off ebay.
I guess if one was banging at the window now, I'd got a pretty long screwdriver I could poke it in the eyes with.
Then it'd be a quick nip to the shed to get a spade out. Can't think of anything more lethal in my house tbh. Perhaps I should better prepare and get a ninja sword off ebay.
Surely you mean Resident Evil type zombies instead of Dawn of the Dead?Cos Dawn of the Dead ones are really fast,unless you mean the original which I agree.Those Zombies are so slow its unbelievable!Depends what the zombies are like.
If they're Dawn of the Dead type zombies, I'd go out and crack some skulls for fun!
If they're 28 days later type zombies, I'd hide in my room under the bed
