Do you religiously stick to the same toilet roll brand?

robfosters · 16 Sep 2021 at 18:25

builder22 said:
Andrew….although I’ve sometimes wondered if I’m subconsciously thinking that I’m wiping my arse with a dog due to the adverts

Poor Andrew

builder22 · 16 Sep 2021 at 18:27

haha, I need glasses!

Reality|Bites · 16 Sep 2021 at 18:34

the bear and the rabbit cartoon huh?

Yaayuh! · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:04

Supermarket own brand mid-tier or similar. Don’t really mind but I don’t bother with super cheap or luxury quilted.

Malevolence · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:11

I don't know if my old man was eating the stuff or not, but ever since we had to place him in the nursing home we've noticed that our toilet paper lasts way longer. And I mean a significant difference too, like 4 or 5 times longer.

Ayahuasca · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:18

Andrex 4 ply

sgavan · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:20

I got in touch with my inner self the other day, last time i buy cheap toilet paper

I just get the asda own brand stuff, never really thought about it

Scuzi · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:21

Andrex Aloe Vera. Anything else draws blood.

cheesyboy · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:23

I buy the same Aldi one every time. Not because I love it, but just because it's fine, it's cheap, and I don't want to waste time or brainpower choosing toilet paper.

BeeP · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:37

Anything that comes to hand.

Scania · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:39

No, anything is better than nothing /Thread

Ceryndrion · 16 Sep 2021 at 20:42

I've been using 'who gives a ....' for the last year or two, mainly cuz 48 rolls lasts quite some time when its just you using it. sheets are a little smaller, but you don't really notice aftter a while.

Souness · 16 Sep 2021 at 21:57

Tescos cheap stuff is fine if you fold it over once. I use a finger inside the butthole wiping technique and it holds firm.

PiKe · 16 Sep 2021 at 21:59

Nicky here

koolpc · 16 Sep 2021 at 22:02

I just use my hand

andy_mk3 · 16 Sep 2021 at 22:06

robfosters said:
I use the cat

Self cleaning

Gerard · 16 Sep 2021 at 22:11

Reality|Bites said:
the bear and the rabbit cartoon huh?

tenofspades · 16 Sep 2021 at 22:21

this thread delivers in entertainment :cool:

Pawnless Endgame · 16 Sep 2021 at 23:43

Why does it matter what brand / quality / colour / gender identity of bog roll you use?

They all get covered with fudge dragon regardless.

dave28 · 16 Sep 2021 at 23:48

Pawnless Endgame said:
Why does it matter what brand / quality / colour / gender identity of bog roll you use?

They all get covered with fudge dragon regardless.

its just a wind up, a poor one at that