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lmao.. Andrex here , but recently trying out this one : https://uk.whogivesacrap.org/
i think i still prefer the Andrex.
Do you religiously stick to the same toilet roll brand?
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lmao.. Andrex here , but recently trying out this one : https://uk.whogivesacrap.org/
i think i still prefer the Andrex.
Soldato
Andrex. Got Crohn's Disease so I get to choose the toilet roll. We had a bum gun for a while and that was far superior, but when we moved installation of it became a PITA so we haven't got a new one. All I want from my life is to own a Japanese toilet.
Soldato
Got me looking at fancy toilets now.
https://superbath.co.uk/82126/grohe...s/thermosetting-plastic-alpine-white-39354sh1
Soldato
Oh man. I'd have it if I could afford it
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Man of Honour
2 adjustable shower arms for anal and lady shower
Perfect for both your parts then?!!
Soldato
Get back in your cabriolet, you.
Soldato
The Kirkland one for me. Everytime.
Soldato
Not really though for about a year we've been signed to bumboo subscription so you could say that we stick to the same brand.
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But...but...but.. everyone knows you have to buy the expensive brand with the cute puppies cavorting because cute puppies means, er, superior toilet rolls. Or something.
Caporegime
If you can't tell the difference between 4 ply and 2 ply I'd probably go and get tested for white finger or something.
Recently stayed in a hotel with some shocking stuff and it felt like I was folding about a quarter of the entire roll each time to avoid breakage.
It's more expensive but not extortionate if you only buy it on offer and you use less of the roll each time you drop the kids off.
Colour me profligate, but I see that as short sighted, I’d rather spend another
couple of quid and have a ring piece that’s relatively discomfort free.
Soldato
Been buying Cushelle since it was £5.99 for 24 - Got some Tuesday and it's now £9.35 I haven't seen any 36 roll packs for ages.
Soldato
Some people use far to much loo roll. A couple of years ago, my parents had a friend come round for a couple of hours. Mum put a new loo roll in just before. Friend used the loo once and she used a third of a loo roll! She doesn’t have any health issues.
Soldato
Maybe it was her time of the month?
Soldato
I get the cheapest, it's bog roll....nothing more
Possibly, but not necessarily, I’ve been in the bathroom either brushing my teeth or shaving and my wife has burst in, declaring “I’m busting for a pee”, sat down for maybe 8-10 seconds, done her thing, stood up and ripped off a metre or more of toilet roll and completed the job.
If I dare to remonstrate she says, “At least I never miss.”
Man of Honour
Possibly, but not necessarily, I’ve been in the bathroom either brushing my teeth or shaving and my wife has burst in, declaring “I’m busting for a pee”, sat down for maybe 8-10 seconds, done her thing, stood up and ripped off a metre or more of toilet roll and completed the job.
If I dare to remonstrate she says, “At least I never miss.”
Modern human waste disposal systems are extremely impressive when you think about them. The fact that we hardly ever have to think about them is proof of that. Specialised paper is available in vast quantities very cheaply, disposal systems will handle loads of it being used at a time without becoming blocked.
Soldato
Not a chance! She's 72!