Do you religiously stick to the same toilet roll brand?

Andrex. Got Crohn's Disease so I get to choose the toilet roll. We had a bum gun for a while and that was far superior, but when we moved installation of it became a PITA so we haven't got a new one. All I want from my life is to own a Japanese toilet.
 
Not really though for about a year we've been signed to bumboo subscription so you could say that we stick to the same brand.
 
Blackjack Davy said:
But...but...but.. everyone knows you have to buy the expensive brand with the cute puppies cavorting because cute puppies means, er, superior toilet rolls. Or something.
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If you can't tell the difference between 4 ply and 2 ply I'd probably go and get tested for white finger or something.

Recently stayed in a hotel with some shocking stuff and it felt like I was folding about a quarter of the entire roll each time to avoid breakage.

It's more expensive but not extortionate if you only buy it on offer and you use less of the roll each time you drop the kids off.
 
Been buying Cushelle since it was £5.99 for 24 - Got some Tuesday and it's now £9.35 I haven't seen any 36 roll packs for ages.
 
Some people use far to much loo roll. A couple of years ago, my parents had a friend come round for a couple of hours. Mum put a new loo roll in just before. Friend used the loo once and she used a third of a loo roll! She doesn’t have any health issues.
 
cheesefest said:
Some people use far to much loo roll. A couple of years ago, my parents had a friend come round for a couple of hours. Mum put a new loo roll in just before. Friend used the loo once and she used a third of a loo roll! She doesn’t have any health issues.
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Maybe it was her time of the month?
 
bayo000 said:
Maybe it was her time of the month?
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Possibly, but not necessarily, I’ve been in the bathroom either brushing my teeth or shaving and my wife has burst in, declaring “I’m busting for a pee”, sat down for maybe 8-10 seconds, done her thing, stood up and ripped off a metre or more of toilet roll and completed the job.
If I dare to remonstrate she says, “At least I never miss.” :(
 
Jean-F said:
Possibly, but not necessarily, I’ve been in the bathroom either brushing my teeth or shaving and my wife has burst in, declaring “I’m busting for a pee”, sat down for maybe 8-10 seconds, done her thing, stood up and ripped off a metre or more of toilet roll and completed the job.
If I dare to remonstrate she says, “At least I never miss.” :(
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Modern human waste disposal systems are extremely impressive when you think about them. The fact that we hardly ever have to think about them is proof of that. Specialised paper is available in vast quantities very cheaply, disposal systems will handle loads of it being used at a time without becoming blocked.
 
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