Soldato
Me no smoke anywhere no more but me no smokers who no smoke in there house no more outside they go.
Do you smoke inside the house or only outside ?
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I smoke in the house, and so do any guests who choose to so do. In fact `er indoors had her pre Christmas Mrs. Bucket soiree recently and one guest actually asked if I and others would mind smoking outside. We had him gone within the hour, he was on about whether we had decaf coffee too, and looking askance at the Daily Mail on the table plus getting on to drinking and driving, which had a few a bit worried as to his job. By half after midnight you could barely make out people you knew well, empty spirit bottles abounded and a good time was had by all. I won't even contemplate going to a party if I am expected to either remove my shoes or smoke outside.
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Caporegime
"Do you smoke Paul? No I don't. Me neither. I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't smoke cigars, I don't smoke a pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe..."
Was it really 16 years ago!Ah thanks! It was just how the OP wrote and it reminded me of the gnolls
Soldato
I met a girl in a pub once and I asked her if she smoked after sex.
She said "Well I'm not sure, I've never looked."
She said "Well I'm not sure, I've never looked."
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Man of Honour
It's funny how we call them cancer sticks but my Mum has just died from respiratory and heart failure with very advanced COPD because of smoking.
I wish the smokers could have watched her and what it did.
A 50 year old mate of mine has just been diagnosed with bad COPD but he refuses to give up.
Soldato
It's mostly only old folk who still smoke indoors, you know, the folk who started to smoke when it was still good for you.
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Needs a poll
Same. Smoking killed both my dad (cancer) and very recently, my mum (cancer and COPD). It's not just the years of life it steals from smokers but the truly awful way it kills them in the end. Having seen it twice, and been there in the final months, weeks, days and minutes, there is no way I want to die like that. It's a terrible way to go. They were born of a generation where smoking was cool and the health risks hidden, allowing them to get addicted before they realised quite how bad they are. But anyone smoking today must seriously need a mental health check. It's idiotic.
Man of Honour
One of my former mates came from a large family and his Mum, Dad, 3 sisters and 2 brothers all died from smoking and all under 60 but even that wouldn't stop him.
He died from cancer about 5 years ago.
Soldato
edit: nm
Soldato
*SEX NOISE*"I don't smoke de reefer!"
What a tune - had it as my ringtone way back when!
Associate
I can still remember every single white goods i had turning into that horrible creamy nicotine colour.... PC case was the worst for smokey in house
Associate
I don't smoke anymore, used to smoke in the garage as it was near enough to being outside but had shelter from the rain.
Pretty sure it's also the Kobolds and not the Gnolls that say that.