Does this behaviour seem odd to anyone else?

Liquiduk · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:18

HybridX said:
Now for an OCUK response..... Get in the Caravan tonight with your phone, enable the GPS and ring the fuzz and give them your position from inside the caravan as its being stolen! Also poo OUTSIDE the caravan (crazy i know) to leave a poo trail

THIS!

Spacedeck · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:20

russell664 said:
If it has TAX and MOT then that is a very RARE thing for a traveller to do.

Does everything match up on the database? or is it possible they have switched the plate for someone elses?

bluebeatle · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:23

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Mr Badger · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:23

Caravan owning OP asks if spending the day naked watching people with his CCTV is odd behaviour? Interesting...

Scam said:
In all seriousness how about wiring up a radio and leaving it on in the caravan. Maybe a light too.

Give them music and lights as well? He could also fill it with booze and snacks so they can have a really good party when they take it away.

d_brennen · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:25

The answer is always Claymore mines

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

The Dread Pirate · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:27

russell664 said:
What exactly was you doing on the internet to be naked?!

He was in his own house he's allowed... No Obligated to be naked!

fatiain · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:28

Or a Barrett .50cal through the engine block.

Supercow · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:29

Not had a good thread like this in a while, please go full Veronica Mars for us OP.

Spacedeck · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:29

The Dread Pirate said:
He was in his own house he's allowed... No Obligated to be naked!

I wonder what the dog thought of this

The Dread Pirate · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:30

Spacedeck said:
I wonder what the dog thought of this

Not the dogs house he has no say!

d_brennen · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:30

Live stream your CCTV. I want to see this caravan knicked

ubersonic · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:30

fatiain said:
Or a Barrett .50cal through the engine block.

Shooting a hole in the engine won't do anything, it's French enough already.

Iamzod · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:31

It's well blocked in, they have a Ford Mondeo & a Honda S2000 to steal 1st, then two wheel clamps to remove and a hitch lock, not to mention it's parked the wrong way around i.e. front facing forward.

And it's a twin axle so you can't rotate it on the spot

Spacedeck · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:34

Iamzod said:
It's well blocked in, they have a Ford Mondeo & a Honda S2000 to steal 1st, then two wheel clamps to remove and a hitch lock, not to mention it's parked the wrong way around i.e. front facing forward.

And it's a twin axle so you can't rotate it on the spot

Sounds like a lot of work. Now just make sure you have secured windows / doors and sleep lightly

D3K · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:38

Nothing odd about this at all. Just ****** going about their normal business.

ubersonic · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:38

Iamzod said:
it's parked the wrong way around i.e. front facing forward.

And it's a twin axle so you can't rotate it on the spot

How are you going to get it out?

Uther · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:40

ubersonic said:
How are you going to get it out?

Motor mover probably...

fatiain · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:41

ubersonic said:
Shooting a hole in the engine won't do anything, it's French enough already.

Having just scrapped a French car, I hear you brother!

drs101 · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:45

Spacedeck said:
Now just make sure you have secured windows / doors and sleep lightly

they removed my brothers windows when robbing his house!

cainer · 7 Jul 2015 at 16:45

d_brennen said:
Live stream your CCTV. I want to see this caravan knicked

do this, plz do this.