Plenty o’ parcel farce / Royal Mail truckings doing their trucker type things , that Postie is a pansy and can’t hack a bit ‘o ice then he’s a wuss, not my problem, there’s always tomorrow.....
Two bleeding Wolves eating my post (bills? Nah of course they don’t bloody eat them, a CPU from eBay yup, I’m waiting for remnants of it to wind up in the doggie doo outside ) is my issue, occasionally they try to remove the posties fingers,mines a hero, he might not even have fingers....?
Snowiest stuff, rainings, hot crap, trust me, there all different, if your Postie is Rambo , fear not shag, yer post will always be there, waiting for thee, if he ain’t Rambo, your Frosties are soggy unfortunately