Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

SexyGreyFox · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:59

Tefal said:
oh god now i have picture in my mind of David atinbough commentating a rape

Actually, I think he already has.
Dolphins are vicious buggers and go round in gangs.
They group together to kill rivals and they rape in gangs but I don't know about humans though.
There was a bloke on the south coast who got done for interfering with a dolphin a few years back.

panthro · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:13

dmpoole said:
Actually, I think he already has.
Dolphins are vicious buggers and go round in gangs.
They group together to kill rivals and they rape in gangs but I don't know about humans though.
There was a bloke on the south coast who got done for interfering with a dolphin a few years back.

So there is the potential for them to gang rape?

robjf · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:20

This thread is comedy gold! were not even a month into the year and i think this will be a good contender for funniest thread of the year 2008!

Luseac · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:24

Stinky said:
but then again i didnt have special needs.

Do you now?

gillywibble · 16 Jan 2008 at 21:59

At the end of the day, it's purely instinctual.

They don't do it on porpoise.

Megahurtz400 · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:03

Gillywibble said:
At the end of the day, it's purely instinctual.

They don't do it on porpoise.

Booo!

Theyre sexual predators party pooper

stevenazari1 · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:17

*grabs coat*

Booner! · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:27

stevenazari1 said:
*grabs swimming trunks*

fixed

Nitefly · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:29

Megahurtz400 said:
Booo!

Theyre sexual predators party pooper

Woosh?

stevenazari1 · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:31

Booner! said:
fixed

I wasnt sure if it was the right thing to do but....

cymatty · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:31

stevenazari1 said:
*grabs coat*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha breath ahahahahahhahahahahah.

SexyGreyFox · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:33

Gillywibble said:
At the end of the day, it's purely instinctual.
They don't do it on porpoise.

Why you talking like a New Yorker?

adamau5 · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:34

better and better...... my face hurts.

El Jimben · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:34

I'm glad the Mighty Boosh has sparked this great debate, such a good show!

SexyGreyFox · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:43

Some good articles in the top threads about what senseless killers Dolphins are - http://www.google.co.uk/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=dolphin+killing+porpoises&btnG=Search

I've never trusted the evil little gits and now I've learned they're sexually abusing special needs kids makes it worse.

Megahurtz400 · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:47

dmpoole said:
Why you talking like a New Yorker?

Now thats a classic!!

PixelChef · 16 Jan 2008 at 22:53

Gillywibble said:
porpoise.

<3

Diesel · 16 Jan 2008 at 23:24

The first thing I thought of was the Southpark episode where Kyle's Dad got a 'dolphinoplasty'.

OzyOly · 5 Apr 2008 at 14:11

robjf said:
This thread is comedy gold! were not even a month into the year and i think this will be a good contender for funniest thread of the year 2008!

It's got my vote.