Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

How the hell do you court a Dolphin?

"Oh yeah, here's a bouquet of fish. Enjoy."
"Eh eh eh eh eh."
"I love you too."
 
Psyk said:
I think that's a very misunderstood "fact". The phrase "sex for pleasure" has quite a strict definition in biology terms. There's an explanation of it here: http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.asp

I remember reading an article (hopefully a joke one) about how to have sex with dolphins. It explains how you'd go about "courting" one. Actually, I have a link but I think it may be a bit too dodgy for here:p (no swearies or pics though, so it might be ok).
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i think its been on here beofr :D
 
I was on a camp in dorset I cant remember exactly when '99ish I think. One of the activities one day was basic scuba diving at the coast, just swim around a bit and generally have a nice time.

It was going ok but I was having a few problems, I couldnt seem to get balanced right and generally I was a bit rubbish.
All of a sudden this dolphin swims up to us and starts swimming around us.
Blimey thats cool I thought until he seemed to keep 'bumping' into me and pushing me along, unsettling my balance further, which was a bit weird. Then I noticed as he swam by me that he was 'ready' shall we say and he continued to keep swimming by and 'bumping' me, usually on the legs.

All in all it was a very strange experience, swimming with a dolphin, awesome. Apparently attracting the 'attension' of the dolphin, not so awesome, but quite funny.
 
I posted a link not long back with instructions on how to have sex with a dolphin. Is actually quite an intresting read, the mods removed it though.
 
V-Spec said:
Quote of the day...

Coke all over the keyboard..
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Dolphins don't rape humans full stop.

Did a training day some years back, where I spent a day with the dolphin trainers learning all about them, their food\feeding habits, lifestyles in the wild and how they were trained, and was advised that they recognise which humans are male or female by sight (size) and smell (I won't explain that one but needless to say it wouldn't apply to young female children!!) and can become "aroused" if a human touches their genitalia whilst petting\stroking them in the water.

So, it would appear, that it is in fact humans who are molesting dolphins.....is there no end to our depravity?!!:)
 
panthro said:
Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of this :confused: Delete if this is an unsuitable thread.
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ummmm there are quite a few other animals that have sex for pleasure

bonoboes "pigmy chimps" do for starters

ok now thats out the way


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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